chode

a short, fat penis

I was going to have sex with him until I saw his chode.

by MelSmell December 08, 2002

chode

dick larger in width than length

JOhn Branson has a chode that urines uncontrollably on carpet or anywhere

by jason hammock May 21, 2003

chode

Link223 from KoG, a penis wider than its length.

Hi, I am link223, I am a chode!!!

by A user from a board. Lolz February 08, 2008

chode

A male reproductive organ that is thicker or wider than it is long.

"He has a fat chode," the newscaster said.

by EveryoneHasTheNameDAN! November 08, 2005

chode

a character in pop sci fi series 'Tripping the Rift'

HEY chode your purple a fuckhead

by a viewer March 11, 2005

Chode

Matt Guffy, Weatherman, a penis that is wider than it is short

Matt Guffy has a chode, did you send her pictures of your chode?

by Chodeinthemouth April 04, 2009

Chode

A person or thing who is stupid, mean, irritating or some combination of the three. A jackass, a douchebag.

"That guy is such a chode."

"Don't be a chode, share your chocolate with me."

"These chode jeans keep falling down."

by lina.rhodent June 29, 2009