chode

dick larger in width than length

JOhn Branson has a chode that urines uncontrollably on carpet or anywhere

by jason hammock May 21, 2003

chode

Link223 from KoG, a penis wider than its length.

Hi, I am link223, I am a chode!!!

by A user from a board. Lolz February 8, 2008

chode

a short, fat penis

I was going to have sex with him until I saw his chode.

by MelSmell December 7, 2002

Chode

Matt Guffy, Weatherman, a penis that is wider than it is short

Matt Guffy has a chode, did you send her pictures of your chode?

by Chodeinthemouth April 4, 2009

Chode

A person or thing who is stupid, mean, irritating or some combination of the three. A jackass, a douchebag.

"That guy is such a chode."

"Don't be a chode, share your chocolate with me."

"These chode jeans keep falling down."

by lina.rhodent June 29, 2009

Chode

A penis that is equal in length and width

Dale Glenn has a chode

by obey31 April 16, 2010

Chode

A short fat Italian car salesman that looks to be about 9 months preggers.

AKA: F.r.a.n.k V.i.t.o.l.o

That guy has to have a Chode!

What a Chode!

He looks like a complete Chode!

by ipod touch theif December 19, 2012