Carson

Carson is probably the best friends you could ever have. He always tries to make you happy and suceeds every time. He is one of the funniest people in world history and puts a smile on your face every day. He does get sad sometimes and when he is sad you really feel bad for him by trying to make him feel better and he is grateful. Carson is the kind of person you can spend hours talking too and never get bored even if they already know all of your secrets and you have shared every possible story that can possibly be shared. Never let Carson go because he will be your best friends for life.

Carson is probably the funniest guy I know.
I spent hours talking to Carson on the weekend.
Carson made me laugh so hard today.

by randompersonteehee138563940 January 22, 2021

Carson Moment

A Carson Moment is when someone says something (Jokingly or not) pertaining to Grooming, Sexting or anything sexual to do with minors.

The term "Carson Moment" was made after the Youtuber CallMeCarson was accused of Grooming a 16 year old.

Person 1: "I'm gonna go groom some kids now."

Person 2: That's a Carson Moment

Person 1: What?

Person 2: What?

by Jean Arvuckle February 21, 2021

Carson Tichenor

An absolute unit who is so incredibly hot and is very good at anything he does. You want to be like a Carson Tichenor

Girl: did you see that new boy at school?
Other girl: yesss! He’s so much like a Carson Tichenor!

by BigTichington March 21, 2021

Carson Cafee

A weird ass mf that likes feet and has no jaw definition

My cat likes feet and has no jawline, so we call him Carson Cafee

by April fools Carson April 1, 2021

Carson

A beautiful, fun loving and incredibly smart human being with the eyes of an angel and a heart of gold.

Ciel: Dude did you see carson today?

Daniel: YE BRO SHE IS SOOO HOT!

by Kanye feast May 6, 2021

A Carson that is a kisser

A dumb ass fucking kisser from oregon city, kisser as a dumb shit that fucks his or her second cousin. Seriously i went to school with this motherfucker hes an asshole. Just someone everyone should hate unless you like fucking your second cousin and not going to the hospital. You won't ever like this kid in your life. Again he went to oregon city high school.

That dude is a total a Carson that is a kisser .(Asshole who fucks their cousin)

by bob12345678910abcdefgy September 29, 2012

Carson

Carson is a very special boy. Not physically, but mentally. He likes to goon for multiple hours especially when the gooning takes place within his family.

I heard Carson was gooning with his mother for 10 hours last night!

by Jiggly bob October 13, 2023