Candy Ass

A spineless, indecisive sissy courted by democrats with the promise of entitlements and hate crime legislation. The group of candy asses includes prancing poofters, mama's boys, pantywaists, mush wimps, guys who drive chick cars, and residents of Berkeley, California.

That William sure is a Candy Ass. He is so spineless, he wants the government to wipe his nose and be responsible for his failures.

by Tuna Wanda June 5, 2005

candy cream

male semen and or ejaculation.

Brittney Leah Baker likes candy cream.

by Rachel12532 June 18, 2008

candy tossing

candy tossing is when instead of taking ecstasy orally. you insert it in your rectal cavity

Its like salad tossing but instead its candy tossing. Because people call ecstasy "candy"

by brown jungle April 13, 2010

Candy Dulfer

Candy Dulfer (born 19 September 1969) is a popular Dutch smooth jazz alto saxophonist. She started to play saxophone at the age of six. She has had her own band, Funky Stuff, since she was fourteen. Her debut album Saxuality (1990) received a Grammy Award nomination. Over the years she released nine studio albums, two live albums, and one compilation album. She has performed and recorded songs with several other musicians, such as her father Hans Dulfer, Prince, Dave Stewart, René Froger, Van Morrison, and Maceo Parker. For the Dutch television series Candy meets... (2007),

Candy Dulfer is the hottest girl Alto Sax player this side of Mississippi!

by Jazzy Chase June 3, 2010

Candy Cum

A term used to describe cum that tastes relatively sweet or sugary, usually a product of a process called Sperm Sweetening.

Matt- "Thanks for the tip dude, since I ate all that sweet shit she said I had Candy Cum."

Mike- "I told ya man, bitches love sweet cum"

by Mange Crosby January 1, 2012

candy joke

adj.

1. A female who flaunts her stuff or her "candy" like she is the shit but by the end of the night she IS a "joke."
2. A female who usually presents with fake breasts, large hair, designer shit, and usually wears inappropriate high heals.
3. A female who is way overrated.

-"That broad is such a candy joke. Her body is a 10 but her bedroom skills are a 0."
-"I wouldn't waste a rubber on that candy joke."

by Hoaxy May 23, 2007

Candy Sparks

A tasty tease who is so full of nonsense energy she sparks. Wouldn't mind finding this piece of candy in my bag of tricks.

"Trick-or-treat, Candy Sparks is the perfect combo of both."

by Bradley Assmass March 1, 2005