Punch Brett day

A day to punch any guy named brett\\ December 3rd.

Punch Brett Day is my favorite Holiday

by Brett colyer December 3, 2019

just brett

that random guy on the internet. defiantly ginger.

youtube.com/user/btryhard7

"i was watching just brett. yay! :D"

by Zdislav Vernon September 30, 2011

Son of Brett

Most commonly known as a "Blender Fucker", some one who has the obsession with having sexual intercourse with a blender, and still trying to figure out why his penis is only 2 inches long.

Look at the Son of Brett. What a cunt.

by 8==============D October 9, 2008

dirty brett

While going to town doggystyle, the man places his tallywacker into the woman's dirty balloon knot, and proceeds to shove his scrotum and balls completely inside her vertical smile.

Damn, my dick and balls stunk for weeks after I pulled the Dirty Brett on your mom.

by Trav Renoe May 2, 2006

Mr. Brett

pr. n. Nickname of Brett Gurewitz, b. May 12, 1964. Mr. Brett co-founded seminal punk band Bad Religion with Greg Graffin and founded Epitaph. He also loves PB&J sandwiches.

"Mr. Brett needs to lay off the PB&J before someone gets hurt."

by teh editrix August 31, 2005

Funcle Brett

single man with no children who smells like funky cheeses

funcle Brett is here, I haven't seen him yet but I can smell him

by Ferrari Papi September 30, 2017

magic brett

The sexiest man alive, looks good in a vest but looks better without it. kicks it with the best, kills it on the dance floor, aka brett blanchard

Man, I really want a magic brett

by magicbrettlover September 22, 2018