Brett Flietner

Goofy Goober. Usually in a classroom or in an Olive Garden.

The guy was acting like a Brett Flietner because he was in a joking mood.

by Flibbertigibbets January 23, 2024

Brett

A male Karen

We had a total Brett call into Sony customer service today, he yelled at Shelly and demanded to speak with a manager. Something about posting on Reddit and not getting the support he needed.

by supergriff77 November 23, 2021

brett

best kisser ever best football player of all time

bretts cool

by hsjdheh March 15, 2022

Brett

A douche bag. A man who is douchey

Man: Send me nudes
Woman: No

Man: Why, you're being such a bitch
Woman: Okay Brett

by J Topel November 22, 2021

Brett

A retarded guy who got stuck in the 70's fashion. He thinks he's really smart, but he's actually a loser who carpools with his dad or make his mom drop him off of work.

He must be Brett.. meaning his retarded.

by h.yoto April 26, 2022

Brett

The name brett is very rare for people to be called when brett’s are born they will be born with. A 21 inch cock n they often smack bludclart s called Connor conner are known to ave no gyal on der phone lil gays n over all bretts are da best BMT

Wus b nowt nowt why u got a tree trunk in ya joggers brett I ain’t let me see blud clart got sent to Australia we the force of that comein out

by D0gface1212 June 6, 2021

Brett

Brett is a guy that knows nothing about food yet he will tend to go around calling himself mr pork chop.

You will also notice a wild brett as he is wider than a limo.
Good old pork chop

Hey look over there, it’s brett the pork chop

by Mrporkchopbrett August 2, 2023