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boob shirt

shirt worn by male or female that shows off the breasts
Dang girl that boob shirt hides nothing from the imagination- i can see your nipples!
by clevergypsy February 23, 2007
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boob wizard

A highly skilled individual who can quickly glance at a pair of titties and accurately name their size
That creepy guy with shades on the metro is usually a boob wizard. Whispers of "34C"s can be heard as he walks past.
by Meghansolo7 September 6, 2015
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boob weed

when a woman with a promiscuous disposition shows her breasts in order to obtain marijuana and then displays the drug victoriously only to be stolen out of her hand by (male) individuals moving unfathomably fast. The resulting marijuana taken from the skank is 'boob weed.'
'took the boob weed right out of that bitches hand'
by bsp4life November 5, 2009
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boob smuggler

It is a woman who has a nice rack and hides them while at work so the male co-workers can't see how big they really are. They often hide the true size of breast by wearing different bras or by wearing loose clothing.
Jessie is such a boob smuggler at work. She actualy has a freaking huge rack!
by Gods gift to women December 9, 2008
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man boobs

what often happens to men who workout with barbells, dumbbells, free weights, nautilus, et al over long periods of time. The testosterone enzyme increases with the added muscle mass they develop, but so do their estrogen levels to keep a proper balance, such that they develop breasts (and buttocks) akin to females who produce this enzyme naturally.
Tina : I would date Bruce, but he has such noticeable man boobs from all those years of working out. And now they sag somewhat - gross !
Me : sez you ! You're as old as he is, and your boobs are beginning to sag, too.
Tina : yes, but mine are natural - and I wear a bra.

Me : well, buy him a bra, too and when you both are having sex, just make sure he wears it .
by Virgin Suicides May 11, 2017
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periodical boobs

The slight swelling and sensitivity of the breasts which a woman experiences for a few days, just before having her menstruation.

The word "periodical" refers to both the cause of the increase in size and the short duration.
As opposed to "major boobage", the effect is minor and temporary.
Man: Wow! Your breasts have really gotten bigger! Did you get implants?
Woman: No, they are only periodical boobs. They'll be back to normal in a few days.
by akalisa April 22, 2010
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Boob Him

To blatantly put your boobs in someone’s face to try to attract them or get them to perform a task. ie place luggage in a top bin.
She is going to boob him so he will buy her a drink.
by Shack from way back March 2, 2010
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