by clevergypsy February 22, 2007
A highly skilled individual who can quickly glance at a pair of titties and accurately name their size
That creepy guy with shades on the metro is usually a boob wizard. Whispers of "34C"s can be heard as he walks past.
by Meghansolo7 August 03, 2015
when a woman with a promiscuous disposition shows her breasts in order to obtain marijuana and then displays the drug victoriously only to be stolen out of her hand by (male) individuals moving unfathomably fast. The resulting marijuana taken from the skank is 'boob weed.'
by bsp4life November 06, 2009
It is a woman who has a nice rack and hides them while at work so the male co-workers can't see how big they really are. They often hide the true size of breast by wearing different bras or by wearing loose clothing.
by Gods gift to women February 15, 2007
what often happens to men who workout with barbells, dumbbells, free weights, nautilus, et al over long periods of time. The testosterone enzyme increases with the added muscle mass they develop, but so do their estrogen levels to keep a proper balance, such that they develop breasts (and buttocks) akin to females who produce this enzyme naturally.
Tina : I would date Bruce, but he has such noticeable man boobs from all those years of working out. And now they sag somewhat - gross !
Me : sez you ! You're as old as he is, and your boobs are beginning to sag, too.
Tina : yes, but mine are natural - and I wear a bra.
Me : well, buy him a bra, too and when you both are having sex, just make sure he wears it .
Me : sez you ! You're as old as he is, and your boobs are beginning to sag, too.
Tina : yes, but mine are natural - and I wear a bra.
Me : well, buy him a bra, too and when you both are having sex, just make sure he wears it .
by Virgin Suicides May 12, 2017
The slight swelling and sensitivity of the breasts which a woman experiences for a few days, just before having her menstruation.
The word "periodical" refers to both the cause of the increase in size and the short duration.
As opposed to "major boobage", the effect is minor and temporary.
The word "periodical" refers to both the cause of the increase in size and the short duration.
As opposed to "major boobage", the effect is minor and temporary.
Man: Wow! Your breasts have really gotten bigger! Did you get implants?
Woman: No, they are only periodical boobs. They'll be back to normal in a few days.
Woman: No, they are only periodical boobs. They'll be back to normal in a few days.
by akalisa April 22, 2010
Tyler- BRUH, YOURE PROBABLY A FRICKING BOOB BABY
John- I’m just trying to listen to dubstep and eat a hot pocket. STOP THAT.
John- I’m just trying to listen to dubstep and eat a hot pocket. STOP THAT.
by Bobbyisnotoriginal May 17, 2020