small boobs envy

(Noun)
The envious feeling a woman experiences when she wishes she had smaller, perkier breasts. Commonly remarked upon when one woman is caught glimpsing at another woman's breasts with a look of envy.

Woman 1: "Ugh, I wish I had your small boobs!"
Woman 2: "Small boobs envy? I know."

by clevername January 13, 2017