blade

the hottest fucking emo man known to man kind. I wanna rail him so fucking hard it’s not even funny. put me and him in a room together, and one of us will be coming out pregnant (it will NOT be me‼️‼️)

I wanna pull on blade’s pretty hair as i roughly pound his ass like there is no tomorrow.. I need him tied up on my bed, whimpering with streams of tears made of pleasure streaming down his face. I wanna fill him up with my load bro, he’s on my mind 24/7. I can’t control it, whenever I see him I start squealing and get on all fours.

A : “blade is so fucking hot I’m bouta bust⁉️”
B : “that’s so relatable :3”

by jingrenenjoyer October 16, 2023

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blade my balls

a term used to ask to put a sex toy on your penis.

1: Hey, can you blade my balls?
2: Yeah dude, of course!
*toy sounds*
1: Ugh, it feels so good!

by anonymous person… November 7, 2023

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gores/blade

gores/blade is a 14 year old, wait 13, wait 12 ok hes a 12 year old kid whos somehow a retired extorter whos been extorting since he was 9. often seen around sin, soulstheqt, and random kids who also extort

by Alexander the 6th November 18, 2023

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Aurora Blade

A bright light in your asshole

Man: OH SHITT I GOT A AURORA BLADE IN MY ASS

by stupidsamery874 April 6, 2023

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Blade Blocked

A situation where a person attempts to use Blade Blocker as a letter opener, but a cheaper letter opener actually works. Making the Blade Blocker look ineffective.

Friend: Why are you slashing all those envelopes?
Tom: Well this blade blocked blade blocker is supposed to open them.

by Wopalong April 8, 2023

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