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No Bullshit Mercy Pie

In any Game Night setting, the No Bullshit Mercy Pie Rule, or NBMP, ensures that established house rules will be followed exactly for each game, and that no half rolls, take backs, do overs, close enoughs, or let'em slides will be accepted.

Furthermore, NBMP absolves the winning/leading individual or team from the obligation to "take it easy on" or otherwise diminish their competitive capacity in favor of the losing/last place individual or team without later repercussions to the friendship.

NBMP can be invoked by any player (with group consensus), but only AFTER at least 75% of game participants have begun consuming alcohol.
Jane: "Well, technically the answer is John QUINCY Adams, but since Mike's in last place, we'll let that slide."

John: "If he didn't say 'Quincy' then it doesn't count! No bullshit mercy pie!"
by cx99 October 22, 2011
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The Inverse Bullshit Law

The law states that as quantitative, legitimate material in an essay goes up, the language must equally and oppositely come down.
19:43 hailvictors17: so if i'm writing a 15 page paper about the merits of peanut butter and jelly
19:44 hailvictors17: i'm writing like billy fuckin faulkner
19:44 hailvictors17: but if i'm writing about
19:44 hailvictors17: that
19:44 hailvictors17: the inverse bullshit law says that
19:44 hailvictors17: I will sound like a complete and total idiot, and my teacher will still give me an F, no matter how good my writing because of the level of complete bullshit
by Keemofam August 2, 2008
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Mocha Choka BullShit

Coffee from a large corporate coffee company.
Hit Starbucks today and man they weren’t kidding about the Mocha Choka Bullshit.
by Golden029 April 14, 2019
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Back On My Bullshit

I'd like to revise my previous definition and emphasize that being back on one's bullshit is not necessarily a good thing either. If you don't know how to control your bullshit, and it is negatively affecting you or others, then you're better off without engaging in your 'thing' (whatever that may be).

The phrase "back on your bullshit" is best used in the context when you're in a healthy mental & physical state and you wanna engage in the 'thing' that gives you pleasure/makes you tick, but this time it does not affect you or others negatively (either due to increased wisdom and/or environmental factors). Sometimes this may never happen as you fear to be consumed by it again. People with a Type B personality are less likely to be back on their bullshit, while those with a Type A personality are more likely to.
EXAMPLE 1
Mother: Why on earth are you gambling again?
Son: Because I'm back on my bullshit! I feel I have self-improved a lot since, and I feel I can control myself now.
Mother: My dear, sooner or later you'll be consumed by it again. That's just the nature of gambling.

EXAMPLE 2
Nathan: Eyyy bro!
Dan: Hey Nathan! Wha-, you seem different!

Nathan: Well I had a revelation this past week and for some miraculous reason my mind has started being creative again. You probably know I've been a bit depressed this past month, but now I can finally kiss goodbye to Writer's block because I'm back on my bullshit!

EXAMPLE 3
After being locked out of his Bitcoin account (worth $$$$$ now) and sworn to never touch bitcoin again, Solomon was back on his bullshit and decided to invest in bitcoin again.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 16, 2022
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bullshit reason

Call center jargon. This is the excuse that a call center or your hiring agency gives you for your being canned.
"My bullshit reason for Stream was they said I was browsing porn" Jeremy said, "even though they have a blocking proxy installed and I wasn't at my workstation when it supposedly happened."
by Spirit Bear October 28, 2004
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bullshitless

Person 1: Woah, Look at that essay, It's so bullshitless and straight to the point!
by SaffronAmberSeda April 28, 2009
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bellyshit

Bellyshit (n.) – digested food which weighs heavy in the abdomen prior to expulsion, sometimes amassing after a large, fried meal.
"I feel like I’m holdin’ in about at least a gallon of bellyshit."

"You're either pregnant, or you're holding a lot of bellyshit. "

"Turkey? I'll pass. I really don't feel like having a bunch of bellyshit this week."

"That chick had a full tank of bellyshit when I was fucking her."
by Friar Gloam December 7, 2009
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