Dog Beatin’

Another name for male masturbation. Jerking off. Wanking. Beating off. Stroking. Rubbing one out.

My roomie is in his room dog beatin’.

I like to do a little dog beatin’ when I take a shit.

I like to look at lady boy porn while I’m dog beatin’.

It was along night of dog beatin’. My cock is sore.

by Eaton Holgoode February 16, 2018

Double boating

When a person has a baby mama and a side hoe at the same time

Look at Michael double boating over there

by Baljeet69 October 7, 2018

Welting and Belting

Sexual Intercourse, phrase specific to Portadown, N Ireland.

Did you get any welting and belting last night?

by Pat M25 October 4, 2010

child bearing hips

nickname given to a skinny girl who's hips are very disproportionately wider than her skinny waistline

damn child bearing hips, that's one nice ass!

by xtremelybuffji January 1, 2004

bealing

A word commonly found in the North of England to describe crying. It is almost aslways used in a derogatory way to ridicule the opponent

(tauntingly)''Aww, look at him! He's gunna start bealing soon!''

by B Scarfe January 16, 2008

beaming

(beem-ing)
v.
1. under the influence of hallucinogenic drugs, namely acid. Person is generally noticeably tripping hard, characterized by unintelligible speech, maniacal laughter, wide eyes, and any other noticeable "spazzing out".
2. A more palatable word for tripping.

Example 1
Friend 1: "This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively. But, if sweetness can win - and it can - then I'll still be here tomorrow, to high five you, yesterday, my friend. Peace"

Friend 2: "Cunt, you are beaming"

by steinlic January 15, 2014

beading

the emmission of a small drop of pre-semen at the tip of ones bell during the early stages of arousal.

"when margaret entered the drawing room in that fetching blouse, i couldn't help beading"

by Tom Pullan July 5, 2004