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Beat a BLU Mercenary Day

This is a National Holiday on every June 23, where any Mercenary working for the Builders League United (BLU, a subsidiary of TF Industries) must succumb to a beating from anyone of any kind (Humans, Raccoons, Wizards, Books, Flying Eyeballs, etc.) Oh, and also they CANNOT fight back!
RED Merc: Hey pal! Guess what day it is!
BLU Merc: Uhm... What?!
RED Merc: It's Beat a BLU Mercenary Day, Chucklenuts!

*A long beating of the BLU Merc begins*
by thatsanicdude December 9, 2023
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beat a furry day

an urban dictionary entry that had all of its definitions wiped off
by gigachad December 13, 2023
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Beat a furry day

Beat a furry day starts on November 27th and ends December 31st. On this day you can beat a furry every day until the end of the year.
Furry: OH NO ITS BEAT A FURRY DAY!!!!!
Furry Beater: OH YEAH ITS BEAT A FURRY DAY!!!
Furry: OH NOOOOOOOO!!!
by steelurgold2290 December 16, 2023
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Batala

An ASMR creator on YouTube with 937k subs as of now. Batala talks WAYYY too much, but she's an angel when it comes to sleep and relaxation.
Friend 1: I had such a bad day today, I need some ASMR.
Friend 2: Listen to Batala's ASMR, her videos are amazing.
Friend 1: You're right, she puts me to sleep in 10 minutes! she talks SO MUCH though, like
im tryna sleep, not hear her ramble about her unnessesary shit!
Friend 2: fr!
by just another tiktaker January 12, 2024
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Batala's ASMR

an ASMR creator on YouTube with 937k subscribers as of now. Batala's videos can put you to sleep, soothe you, and even make you laugh. Batala talks WAYYY too much, but she's an angel when it comes to sleep and relaxation.

*SIDE NOTE: Batala is trying to get to 1 million subscribers on YouTube, help her out and subscribe!*
Friend 1: I had such a bad day today, I need some ASMR.
Friend 2: Listen to Batala's ASMR, her videos are amazing.
Friend 1: You're right, she puts me to sleep in 10 minutes! she talks SO MUCH though, like
im tryna sleep, not hear her ramble about her unnessesary shit!
Friend 2: fr!
by just another tiktaker January 12, 2024
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Beat a Furry day

Beat a Furry Day is a day on the 27th November in which you can Beat any furry and they CAN NOT fight back
The furry got beat Because it was beat a furry day
by Delta374 January 17, 2024
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Beat a furry for ten days

You can beat a furry on February 10th through February 20th
man 1: yo bro its Beat a furry for ten days
man 2: bro no way it is

man 1: let beat some furries
by yes<.> February 8, 2024
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