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holiday beats

When your friend leaves you to go on holiday, then when they get back you proceed to give them the amount of punches for the amount of days they were away for.
Yo bobby we need to give Phil his holiday beats he went to Mallorca for 7 days!
by She yeh very May 21, 2019
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Beat the pita

A form of female masturbation. The "pita" is the vagina.
Boy : Jane, do you want to have sex?

Girl : Nah, I just beat the pita.
by hugemongus March 21, 2019
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Beat the deuce

Prison slang. The act of getting to meal trays when only allowed one.
(Cafeteria setting)Bro, ain't no guards in here! Ima bout to beat the deuce!
by Howard_HUZE January 5, 2018
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beating penis

Rough, borderline abusive male masturbation (self or otherwise).

-Misheard from Starbomb's song "Rap Battle: Ryu vs. Ken"
-Think you can stop beating penis long enough for this rap battle to the death?

-Probably!

-Why are you in the hopsital?
-I was beating penis a bit too enthusiastically, I'm checking to make sure I didn't get an infection.
by Mister Fuggles August 18, 2016
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beat the bartender

A drinking game that is guaranteed to get you very drunk very fast!

The steps are very simple :
1 The drinker approaches the bar and orders a shot
drink (whiskey, bourbon, vodka, beer, etc..).
2 The drinker pays for the drink with too much money
(i.e. hand over a $5-bill for a $2 drink).
3 As the barman goes away to get change, the drinker
finishes your drink
4 When the barman returns with the change, go to step
number 1.

The game ends in a number of possible ways:

- drinker falls over (Result: Bar wins).
- barman punches drinker's lights out (Result: Draw).
- drinker gets thrown out (Result: Draw).
- bar closes (Result: Drinker wins).
person 1: "whoa man you look rough"
person 2: "yeah man i got fucking wrecked last night attempting to beat the bartender"
by greaver05 March 19, 2011
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beat freak

A gay man with a public sex obsession, who excessively frequents beats in search of sex with other men. In Australia, a beat is a public area (such as a park, beach or toilet) used by gay men for partaking in sexual acts (cruising area). Encounters are usually one-off, anonymous and unsafe. A beat freak can't get enough sex at a beat.
Tim is such a beat freak. He lives at the beat and will fuck absolutely anyone.
by Broken_lovesong January 30, 2023
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Beat it nerd

An effective way to tell someone to fuck off because they're talking too deep about a subject at an informal place and time. It's intended to get an over-reaction from the that person out of self-consciousness
Chad: "What you did is actually called cunnunlingus"

Ben: "Beat it nerd!
by Stein89 April 24, 2011
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