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Cracker Barrel

When some having diarrhea defecates in someone elses mouth.
To spice things up, Judy suggested that her husband would cracker barrel her since he already had diarrhea, and she was hungry.
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A Barrell Full of Cock

Trouble. An undesireable place. A place or situation that you want to get away from ASAP!
"Great! Here come the cops... you really got us into a barrel full of cock this time!"

Can be used to say that someone is lucky:
"Man... that guy could fall into a barrell full of cock and come out with a handfull of pussy!"
by Beaver Ray March 10, 2009
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Barrel Boy

A Barrel Boy is someone with enough fat that their torso resembles a barrel. (They often defend themselves by saying its Barrel Season, but its never barrel season)
Brandon you look like a fucking walrus you Barrel Boy
by RonaRandy December 8, 2019
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Barrel stuffing

This phrase made in a basement is when you are master baiting and when you are about to spray you cover the top of your member to block the shot
Yo Jonny did you hear that Joey died from barrel stuffing last night
by Jonny the crip⭕⭕⭕ March 17, 2020
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Empty Barrel

An asshat libtard; an attention seeking loser searching for 15 minutes of fame by playing the victim of racism after making a total ass of themselves with an agenda that backfires. Ex: Frederica Wilson, Maxine Waters.
Frederica Wilson was outed on national TV by General John Kelly as an "empty barrel" after she went full retard .
by Zeke Stardust October 22, 2017
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Alaskan pork barrel

Sarah Palin's cunt
When Sarah Palin cut expenditure on facilities for disabled kids (despite having a disbled child herself), and used taxpayers' money to add luxuries to an airport that only she and a of her few local voters used instead, the taxpayers felt like they had been fucked in the ass by a strap-on on Sarah Palin's Alaskan pork barrel
by bealfakelesbian September 18, 2009
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devil barrell fuck

when two men fuck a women while shes on her period
ryo and lave performd the devil barrell fuck on kaytee because she was the only girl willing to.
by ryoyoung December 20, 2006
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