Bacon and Eggs 

When you bang your friend's hot sister in his house, then have her cook you bacon and eggs. You then stroll down the stairs in a house coat after finishing breakfast and say 'was up' to your friend, forever humiliating him.

I bacon and eggsed my friend's sister last night. He was pissed.

Bacon and Eggs by ownzzzd October 24, 2008

bacon hangers 

The flaps of the female vagina (aka pussy lips) that hang over the side of your cock and looks like freshly gutted bacon. Often the smell of vomit and dead feline come with this nasty deformity.

My lord Janie has some nasty bacon hangers. It smelled of maggot and rotting cottage cheese.

bacon hangers by (the) James November 11, 2007

bacon juice 

The gooey liquid that is produced when bits off poop escape from your anal cavity and mixe with the persperation in between your ass cheeks producing a slimy subtance that stains your underwear.

Adam was secretly fed several ex-lax's and a little bit of poop exited his anus and mixed with his sweat after playing basketball which stained his boxers and made him smell, therefore making him a loser.

bacon juice by Bert, Dirty Sanchez, and Billith Wagith June 6, 2003

bacon pie 

A delicious dish, native to Central New York State (Upstate). The first recorded bacon pie was baked for the celebration of Noah Cook's birthday.
A bacon pie consists of 3 pounds of slightly pre-cooked bacon baked in a pie crust. It is agreed that it is a beautiful dish to behold, and its taste a unique and wonderous thing. Bacon pie is usually only consumed with root beer.

We are the few, the select, the elite, for we only have partaken of the Pie. You have not, and are therefore inferior.

"Hey Noah, your mom's making us some bacon pie for dinner, right?"

bacon pie by Brad Slocum October 10, 2005

Bacon Sex 

Often known as Kilpatrick Filattio, but can be any kind of sex involving bacon wrapped around and/or stuffed inside appendages or orifices

S.C.: How 'bout it then?
S.K.: Mind if we try Bacon Sex?
S.C.: Of course not, sex is the second best use for Bacon

Bacon Sex by Nachington November 23, 2010

Bacon Lung

Swine flu.

Since I caught the disease, every time I inhale I hear an oinking noise in my chest. Must be a case of bacon lung.

Bacon Lung by Fuzzy Bunny July 24, 2009

Bacon powder 

Asked, rather than simply stated, it is a substitute for 'beg your pardon?', used as it sounds the same when said in a particular manner, a la Wayne in Waynes's World

"Uh, bacon powder? Excuse me?"

Bacon powder by S'like April 7, 2010