backwardism

1) Believing that total opposition to anything straightforward is the way to go.

2) Mormonism

3) A broader form of bullshitism

"Did you hear about Mitt Romney's policies?"

"Oh yes he is a stronger believer in backwardism"

by Crazy Clown November 4, 2012

Backwater Canoeing

When you drop your toothbrush into the dirty sink or toilet and keep using it because you're too drunk or lazy to care. Also applies to when you knock someone elses toothbrush into the toilet and put it back without telling them.

I got home last night and dropped my toothbrush in the crapper. Nothin like a little late night backwater canoeing!

by ducockus234 August 29, 2012

Backwards Horse Kick

When the girl kicks the guy in the groin, cuz he has just Donkey Punched her. (Preferly wearing heels).

Once my boyfriend Donkey Punched me, I backwards horse kicked. backwards horse kick

by MotherPower December 10, 2013

backwagon

Person who goes with eveyone

Juan is such a backwagon he went for mexico last week now brazil now.

by ayyochristian July 4, 2014

Backwards Betty

To masturbate to pornography on VHS or Betamax while rewinding it.

"You know what, I'm bored of just masturbating. I think I'll treat myself to a backwards betty tonight. Let me just dust off these VHS tapes I hid behind the water tank 7 years ago"

by Megaross August 27, 2014

backwards grinding

When someone's butt is rubbing against your back at a rave.

Omg that's the girl that was backwards grinding on me at the dance last night

by Jsishdishesj November 8, 2015

backwardsing

Planning an event or goal in reverse, starting with the completion, moving to the incremental steps one at a time up a timeline to set up a successful project.

I am "backwardsing" my day to get everything done on time.

by gypsy919 July 31, 2016