breast onplants

fake titties that you wear on or over your real titties so that your little titties look bigger.

Man your titties look bigger! I know you can't afford no breast implants, so those must be breast onplants!

by tonyfamous October 4, 2010

Breastivus

When your girl gives you a dick stiffening, nut busting titty fuck after decorating the Christmas tree.

Once I put the star on top, Sandy was ready to celebrate breastivus.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2017

breastafilic

filic meaning love for and breast speaks for itself
so it would be the love for boobs

wes is a breastafilic;)

by dddddddraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggg August 25, 2010

breastfix

When a woman's breasts are touched, fondled, grabbed, or otherwise by a man who hasn't had the recent pleasure.

Made to sound like poorly enunciated pronunciation of 'breakfast', it's literally getting your breast fix.

Husband: "I sure could use some breastfix."
Wife: "You've got issues..."

by fly_fisher January 13, 2011

Breast Desk

When a woman's stomach extends further outward than her breasts, thus serving as a platform (or "desk") with which to support them.

1. I was going to suck on her nipples, but didn't get past her breast desk.

2. I usually don't fuck women with breast desks, but it was a slow night, so hey, I made an exception.

by Fly Paper July 24, 2011

Breastdesk

When a woman's stomach extends further outward than her breasts, thus serving as a platform (or "desk") with which to support them.

1. I was going to suck on her nipples, but didn't get past her breastdesk.

2. I usually don't fuck women with breastdesks, but it was a slow night, so hey, I made an exception.

by Fly Paper July 26, 2011

breastal

Adjective. Of and/ or related to the area of the breasts.

You dropped some crisp on your breastal area.

by theebfd October 13, 2013