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glory blanket 

One must cut a cockhole around the middle of a blanket and lay somewhere,yard,bed,or kitchen table ect. covered completely except the cock sticking out and ready to ride !
Funny thing, I managed to convince brian to do the glory blanket at a late night party last week and he was actually crazy enough to get like 3 different rides from the lady’s and 1 blowjob!
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Clout Blanket 

A blanket used to cover yourself with attention, usually 10 seconds of Facebook fame, also usually while driving someone else’s reputation into the ground on social media. All while gaining popularity and influence.
Yeah, she really covered her ass with a clout blanket to talk shit about Johnny! Had the whole community involved in his business on Facebook, and now she’s even famous for it! Impressive! Let’s leave Johnny a bad review and get our own clout blankets!
Clout Blanket by Thisismydayjob December 17, 2019

Stink Blanket 

when a girl sits on your face and you are smothered by her unholy cooter stench
“Damn, that big bitch had an immense stink blanket

Dick Blanket

Another name for a girls hoohaa, the best kind of blanket a man can ask for
Did you try that dick blanket yet? Can definitely tell she slept around, it was loose as hell
Dick Blanket by Imakewordsmmmhmm October 9, 2021

Blue blanket

When you don't wash your dick in a while and you shove a girl’s head under the covers to basque in the smell
Damn bro, I gave her a blue blanket and she ran out of my house. SMH.
Blue blanket by SugmaBelles December 11, 2021

hawg in a blanket 

Slang term for an uncircumcised penis.
M.T: "You hear Sam had her first run in with a hawg in a blanket?"
AD: "What'd she say?"
M.T "She gasped and said 'Oh My!'"
hawg in a blanket by RedJubbyDub September 14, 2014

Testicular Fire blanket 

When Charizarding goes horribly wrong, one must use their last resort... A Testicular Fire blanket. This involves smothering the flames with ones testicles
Becky and I went Charizarding and it went horribly wrong... I had to resort to the Testicular Fire Blanket.