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blond hoe

A hoe who is blond, usually a very cocky and horny blond girl. Ages run through high school to late 40's.
Lady: Did you see what Britney did?
Lady 2: Ya, jerking off that guy, she is such a blond hoe!
by LaZumbaKarumba June 14, 2017
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Blonde Beer

When you piss in Ginger Beer and plan on drinking the beverage, it is known as Blonde Beer.
"This tastes weird, Mark. What is it?"
"Blonde Beer, Stan. It's a classic."
by C L G May 7, 2018
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Blonde starfish

Kyle got a blonde starfish to prepare for the porn he was shooting.
by JAKIL June 7, 2016
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Republican blonde

This phrase refers to the hair color commonly found amongst women who badly bleach their hair to look more like their right-wing idols, Ivanka Trump, Tomi Lahren, etc. They can be any age, but always have conservative beliefs and are often the ones to call in reports of POC doing non-criminal things, like walking in their own neighborhood, etc.
Well, I wanted to try a new look for my hair but I didn’t want to end up republican blonde, ya know?
by Strawberrybetty January 14, 2021
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Blonde Envy

A Woman who wishes she was blonde.
She looked at her long silky hair naturally blonde hair and wished she were herself were blonde. she had Blonde Envy
by anonymous February 17, 2021
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Blonde Shaming

Blonde Shaming is: Being critical of blonde haired people by use personal opinion(s), or to utilize stereotypes (like) dumb blonde, too blonde, so blonde, blonde moment, etc. Can insinuate improper color (natural or artificial) or lack of intelligence based on hair color; an attitude of shame towards blonde hair people. Blonde shaming is a form of body shaming.
Blonde shaming can also be Shade Shame: what is "best" for them: bleached, natural, "wrong" or "incorrect" tonality. "You are too blonde, it washes you out!" or "Your blonde is yellow, it can't be natural" or "Your hair isn't natural!"

Lack of intelligence: dumb blonde
by 6 ft Blonde July 27, 2013
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Blackout Blonde

No grandma, you don't have gray hair! You're just a blackout blonde.
by HairGenius September 30, 2013
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