sexual position similar to cowgirl where the person on top has their feet on the ground/bed/etc. and use that as leverage for bouncing up and down like a kangaroo.
i want you to blow me, then ride me australian, then reverse australian, then jerk me off until i cum.
by obennyko May 25, 2005
Get the australian mug.Is the game different to soccer and rugby? You bet.
No off-side for starters. Which means the game is a bit like basketball, but on a far larger arena than even soccer & rugby, and 18 a-side on the field at a time.
No cross bar. Does this make kicking goals easier. Well, yes, although the goals are narrower than soccer. And you actually have to kick them yourself, via your foot - and not be deflected off other people or goal posts.
Behinds - quite unique, or partially similar to the 'rouge' in some sports. Simple theory. Avoid drawn games. Soccer folk have thought about ways of avoiding a draw - and only lump us with penalty shoot outs in the 'big' games in tournaments. They could perhaps count corners (or only those derived within a certain distance of the goal....and then award a pt, make a 'fair' goal worth 6,....and away you go, less draws, more results....and maybe more often the best team might actually win).
Unlike soccer - all players can use their hands too....kinda cool, helps, especially youngsters, to develop the full range of co-ordination. The 'high' mark or 'speccie' is a very cool feature, and a bit more dignified than using ones head to propell the ball because the rules don't let you use your hands!! Hands also allow for picking the ball up and the feature known as 'hand-ball' or 'hand-pass'. This is a key feature in team work, especially under pressure to open up play. To achieve overlap, to create space. Y'see, the game is all about creating space, which is vitally important given that the oval shaped ground tapers inward at either end, meaning that the hardest place to find space is in the 'forward line', thus the absence of off-side is partially negated.
No off-side for starters. Which means the game is a bit like basketball, but on a far larger arena than even soccer & rugby, and 18 a-side on the field at a time.
No cross bar. Does this make kicking goals easier. Well, yes, although the goals are narrower than soccer. And you actually have to kick them yourself, via your foot - and not be deflected off other people or goal posts.
Behinds - quite unique, or partially similar to the 'rouge' in some sports. Simple theory. Avoid drawn games. Soccer folk have thought about ways of avoiding a draw - and only lump us with penalty shoot outs in the 'big' games in tournaments. They could perhaps count corners (or only those derived within a certain distance of the goal....and then award a pt, make a 'fair' goal worth 6,....and away you go, less draws, more results....and maybe more often the best team might actually win).
Unlike soccer - all players can use their hands too....kinda cool, helps, especially youngsters, to develop the full range of co-ordination. The 'high' mark or 'speccie' is a very cool feature, and a bit more dignified than using ones head to propell the ball because the rules don't let you use your hands!! Hands also allow for picking the ball up and the feature known as 'hand-ball' or 'hand-pass'. This is a key feature in team work, especially under pressure to open up play. To achieve overlap, to create space. Y'see, the game is all about creating space, which is vitally important given that the oval shaped ground tapers inward at either end, meaning that the hardest place to find space is in the 'forward line', thus the absence of off-side is partially negated.
Australian Rules Football <> soccer
Australian Rules Football <> rugby
Thank god!!
Australian Rules Football = Positively geared sport - seeking to attack one's own goal, to kick goals and to win games. Don't compare to the MElb Cup (handicap), compare to the Cox Plate, a weight for age free for all.
compared to soccer and rugby = negatively geared sports, seeking to defend one's own goal, and employing restrictive handling and movement rulings to limit the ability to 'win on merit' - effectively they are the 'handicap' events - even HARNESS RACING!!!
Australian Rules Football <> rugby
Thank god!!
Australian Rules Football = Positively geared sport - seeking to attack one's own goal, to kick goals and to win games. Don't compare to the MElb Cup (handicap), compare to the Cox Plate, a weight for age free for all.
compared to soccer and rugby = negatively geared sports, seeking to defend one's own goal, and employing restrictive handling and movement rulings to limit the ability to 'win on merit' - effectively they are the 'handicap' events - even HARNESS RACING!!!
by Michael Christiansen January 12, 2008
Get the australian rules football mug.Sounds slightly British with a fruity sound to it, like they all have something up their asses and in their noses. Sounds like some one getting triple penetration.
Don't that Australian accent sound rather fruity, it reminds me of that Fosters advert off the telly.
by Horatio the Wallaby July 9, 2016
Get the Australian Accent mug.Native of Australia, there are good Australians and there are bad ones, let's just leave it at that.
1st Norwegian: "Those Aussies aren't such bad people after all."
2nd Norweigan: "Except those who lock up children in jail."
1st Norwegian: "True."
2nd Norweigan: "Except those who lock up children in jail."
1st Norwegian: "True."
by flightguy June 3, 2005
Get the Australian mug.Australia was a rich country filled with very unique flora and fauna such as the megafauna but the invasion of the English saw a lot of the native fauna killed, including the aboriginals, Now there are less than 4% authentic aboriginals left in the country and that is being generous.
The Howard administration saw a lot of Australian's turn to trade job's to fuel the production industry. Australia, although being mostly desert has a strong industrial side with the majority of the population working in factories or similar. The Rudd administration will see a large influx of immigration and a further emphasis on education, instead of old people and 'grunt' jobs.
Globalisation has had a dramatic effect on Australia. The food we eat for example mainly consist of export from America and Coles Myer (an American company) making our main foods; pies, pasties, hot dogs and hamburger as well as Coca Cola leading to a huge increase in obesity.
Figures have been stated that less than 50% of Australian's would have a high education. Australia is a highly Anglo-Saxon religious country. This is coming from a 13th generation Australian.
The Howard administration saw a lot of Australian's turn to trade job's to fuel the production industry. Australia, although being mostly desert has a strong industrial side with the majority of the population working in factories or similar. The Rudd administration will see a large influx of immigration and a further emphasis on education, instead of old people and 'grunt' jobs.
Globalisation has had a dramatic effect on Australia. The food we eat for example mainly consist of export from America and Coles Myer (an American company) making our main foods; pies, pasties, hot dogs and hamburger as well as Coca Cola leading to a huge increase in obesity.
Figures have been stated that less than 50% of Australian's would have a high education. Australia is a highly Anglo-Saxon religious country. This is coming from a 13th generation Australian.
by Rottencore April 4, 2009
Get the Australian mug.A form of contraception supposedly used as the primary method of birth control in Australia. The Australian condom is not purchased, but rather made at home using simple materials. All one must do to use this method is simply insert a hot glue gun into the head of his penis and inject enough glue to form a proper seal. Though this is 99.9% effective in white males, it only maintains a 50% succsess rate in black males. This is due to the fact that members of the black population have very elongated and therefore powerful penises. The force of a black ejaculation can be accurately compared to the blast force of a cork being shot from a bottle of champagne. The force of a white ejaculation is only about 1/20th as powerful as a black one, thus the 99.9% sucsess rate.
Cranky mate! That aboriginal just blew out his australian condom like a blasted wombat out of a damn didgeridoo!
by deeter94 April 10, 2010
Get the Australian Condom mug.An Ausralian Hermit is usually found on the beaches of the goldcoast as it is a prime spot , there is lots of crabs for snacks and plenty of friendly tourists with money. A hermit is just a formal name for a hobo. There are a few different types of hermits which are found in Australia. The first is the real hermit they live on the beach , eat sand and crabs , wear fur clothes and use special facial cream which we call doggy doo doo. These types of hermits are also rewarded with ghost drops and the odd coin from local children. The second type of hermit is the trendy hermit. The trendy hermit lives in Paddington and Surry Hills. They own sports cars and drink chai lattes. They are often seen around trendy streets , with their trendy clothes and their trendy uni-student friends. They also drink lattes except for one hermit called Chi Chi who drinks ice coffee. The last type of hermit which lives in Australia is the self denying hermit. Self denying hermits deny completely that they are hermits even though they have hermit beards and act like hermits. Self denying hermits also have lady friends. As you can see Australian hermits can differ.
Examples of different types of Australia hermits
*boy speaks to self denying Australian hermit
boy-do you like mcdonalds?
hermit- Me love mcdonalds , especially the dumpsters out back , they are very tasty
boy- what? that sounds like hermit talk
hermit- Actually me no eat out of dumpsters , too hermit for me , like me said me real man.
boy- thats more like it
*girl speaks to city Australian hermit
girl- What are you doing?
Hermit- Me standing infront of building and me dressed up as elvis so me can dance for coins
girl- Why would you need coins
Hermit- So me can buy food at best shop , corner store. Me buy gummy lollie because me have no teeth.
Girl- Whats in that bag
Hermit- Me stuff , me keep me stuff in this bag so me enemy hermit wont steal me stuff while me sleep.
Girl- I see
Hermit- You should see unless you blind. ( cracks up laughing)
Girl runs off scared for her safety.
*Boy talks to a bogan Australian hermit
Hemit- You race me in a shopping trolley race. me shopping trolley fastest trolley in area. me win everytime
Boy- ummm...
Hermit- Me get shopping trolley from me dad. Me drive shopping trolley to work
Boy- ok... where do you work?
hermit- Maccas with me boyzz.
Boy- Maccas? you mean mcdonalds
Hermit- That the one! me get good money at me job
*boy speaks to self denying Australian hermit
boy-do you like mcdonalds?
hermit- Me love mcdonalds , especially the dumpsters out back , they are very tasty
boy- what? that sounds like hermit talk
hermit- Actually me no eat out of dumpsters , too hermit for me , like me said me real man.
boy- thats more like it
*girl speaks to city Australian hermit
girl- What are you doing?
Hermit- Me standing infront of building and me dressed up as elvis so me can dance for coins
girl- Why would you need coins
Hermit- So me can buy food at best shop , corner store. Me buy gummy lollie because me have no teeth.
Girl- Whats in that bag
Hermit- Me stuff , me keep me stuff in this bag so me enemy hermit wont steal me stuff while me sleep.
Girl- I see
Hermit- You should see unless you blind. ( cracks up laughing)
Girl runs off scared for her safety.
*Boy talks to a bogan Australian hermit
Hemit- You race me in a shopping trolley race. me shopping trolley fastest trolley in area. me win everytime
Boy- ummm...
Hermit- Me get shopping trolley from me dad. Me drive shopping trolley to work
Boy- ok... where do you work?
hermit- Maccas with me boyzz.
Boy- Maccas? you mean mcdonalds
Hermit- That the one! me get good money at me job
by SaveTheHermitSociety October 25, 2009
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