Albertan Crème Brûlée

To hack a dart while concurrently sucking on a Werther’s Original caramel.

Hey Justin, wanna go to the smoke pit for an Albertan Crème Brûlée?

by CaptainBerta July 18, 2023

Jaeshawn Albert Smith

Someone who has no common dance and when he has no other option because he is clearly wrong on one subject makes fun of people until they never talk to him again.

Dude, they are acting like Jaeshawn Albert Smith.

by BaconShark May 16, 2019

lamont alberta

an absolute shithole of a town filled with pot smoking cousin fucking ppl you never want to move to lamont

i drove through lamont alberta today and seen a bunch of kids smoking at the triangle and a guy mowing his lawn but naked fuckin mint

by weeeeenorrrr October 17, 2019

Windy Albert

The act of expelling rectal gas onto an erect penis, usually acting as the conclusion of anal intercourse

"Jesus wept, Sandra! You've just given me a reet windy albert"

by wetjim53 February 13, 2020

Chubby Albert

Your friendly neighbourhood broccoli

I was walking down the street and Chubby Albert offered to walk me across the road, what a nice broccoli

by Chubby Albert June 6, 2021

Roger Albert

A loyal, kind, patience, behave, hardworking and yummy person, boys and girls adore him because he has a nice body and handsome face, bitch don't mess with him because he can replace you right away.

Roger Albert is an easy to get person.
Roger Albert is a loveable person who can love 10 person at the same time.

by nralbert June 7, 2021

crack albert

A fat crackhead

Friend: fuck that crackhead is fat
Me: hey hey it's crack albert

by Puke lerry September 9, 2022