Ambatunut

A polite way of publicly acknowledging one's unwavering kindness in general.

"My god, I can't believe your so kind, ambatunut at this point."

by vladamirious October 3, 2025

Abitatism

(noun)
A personal label used by a neurodivergent person to describe their unique blend of hyperfixation energy, emotional depth, sensory rituals, awkward brilliance, and cute chaos.
It’s not a disorder — it’s a brain flavor, a vibe, and sometimes a whole personality update.

Traits of Abitatism include:
• needing a designated comfort drink/cup/straw
• hyperfixating so hard you unintentionally get a PhD in something random
• listening to the same song 50 times in a row because it hits your soul just right
• accidentally infodumping on someone who asked a casual question
• social battery: 3%. Imagination battery: 10,000%
• having strict routines no one else understands but make total sense to you
• texting a novel and then disappearing for 72 hours
• overstimulated by small noises but underwhelmed by sleeping next to DJ speakers
• attachment to inanimate objects (like your emotional support sweat pants)
• knowing you’re different but also knowing you’re iconic for it

Used when:
You need a funny, proud, accurate way to describe your neurodivergent personality without making it clinical or self-deprecating.

1.
“My abitatism kicked in and now I’m listening to the same breakup song on loop like it’s oxygen.”

2.
“She’s not ignoring you — her abitatism is hyperfocused on reorganizing her apps and listening to the same song for the 43rd time.”

3.
“Don’t mind me, just spiraling in a cute neurodivergent way. Abitatism levels high today.”

by Bxroo522 November 26, 2025

simultaneous ambidextoral coordination

The act of simultaneously wiping each of one's dual buttholes with each hand, separately, at the same time.

This occurs when one has dual dirty buttholes, two hands, and two pieces of toilet paper (preferably clean) and uses one hand to wipe each of the dirty buttholes (one hand per hole, NO SWITCHING!); one hand wiping in a circular motion, the other in straight lines (front to back or side to side, not both), thus achieving simultaneous ambidextoral coordination.

by Nurse Ratchet February 24, 2023

Omaygot Ambatukam

The loving son of Yugonmakmibus Ambatukam.Omaygot decided to follow in his father’s footsteps, by joining the military to fight in the Ukrainian War. Unlike his father, Omaygot didn’t become a gay pornstar and star in thug hunter films, but instead he became a transgender pornstar. (He only changes gender when he needs to). Although he isn’t as well known as Yugonmakmibus, it is said that if you watch his porn, you bust everywhere with one stroke.

Guy 1:Hey man, I came here to tell you about Omaygot Ambatukam’s new film!
Guy 2: You fucking would huh.

by Kanye_supporter5 December 11, 2023

Ambasing Ambatukam

This was a very influential man who almost killed Adolf Hitler. He also won lots of awards from WWII, one of which is rescuing a fallen comrade who was badly injured. He had a son, named Ambadeblou Ambatukam, who served in the Veitnam War. However, Ambasing’s life would however take a turn. He was offered a job… from the Thug Hunters. He didn’t know who they were at the time, but he would find out soon. He had his booty played with.

I fucking LOVE the new Thug Hunters video with Ambasing Ambatukam, I nutted to it almost 5 times already

by Kanye_supporter5 December 13, 2023

Yugonmakmibus Ambatukam

Yugonmakmibus was a very brave fighter who fought in the Vietnam War and both Gulf Wars. His family lineage was full of brave fighters to. His great grandfather Ambassing Ambatukam fought in world war 2, his son Omaygot Ambatukam was a navy general around the Cold War. Yugonmakmibus’ son, Ambadeblou Ambatukam is currently serving in the Russo-Ukrainian war. After Yugonmakmibus Ambatukam got home from the 2 Gulf Wars , he was offered a job by the Thug Hunters themselves. But this job was weird because Yugonmakmibus never did one like this before. He became a pornstar.

Guy 1: Ay, y’all seen the new Thug Hunter movie?
Guy 2: Nah I ain’t a homo.
Guy 3: With Yugonmakmibus Ambatukam?
Guy 1: You fucking would faggot!

by Kanye_supporter5 December 1, 2023

Yugonmakmibus Ambatukam

Yugonmakmibus was a very brave fighter who fought in both Gulf Wars. His family lineage was full of brave fighters to. His great grandfather Ambassing Ambatukam fought in world war 2, his son Omaygot Ambatukam was a navy general around the Cold War. Yugonmakmibus’ son, Ambadeblou Ambatukam is currently serving in the Russo-Ukrainian war. After Yugonmakmibus Ambatukam got home from the 2 Gulf Wars , he was offered a job by the Thug Hunters themselves. But this job was weird because Yugonmakmibus never did one like this before. He became a pornstar.

Guy 1: Ay, y’all seen the new Thug Hunter movie?
Guy 2: Nah I ain’t a homo.
Guy 3: With Yugonmakmibus Ambatukam?
Guy 1: You fucking would faggot!

by Kanye_supporter5 December 1, 2023