Alan

a really super fantastic guy.
not much I can say about him because he's just so amazing,
My Alan is amazing

Look there's my boyfriend!
Omg he's THE Alan?
Yes!!

by Mel<3'sHerAlan July 18, 2009

Alvanos

Often steals. Public aggressively calls him "Kokkinoguftos" which is a term really used by people who want tourists in their country.
Well, be careful cause' someday he up by " tha soy klepso tin mana" or "to portofoli soy bro"

Hey look! that Alvanos is dating an asian blueskinned, who, will later commit suicide caused by him.

by maresei h mana moy November 20, 2021

Alan Bread

An anagram used in polite society to describe one's anal beard.

"Mate - a rusty trombin' is one thing, but she was chewing on me alan bread."

by Rooster Vagina August 25, 2008

Alan the Karate Kid

An untamed beast of 1998 that killed the doctor by choking him with his vagina during birth. He now roams the streets of New York. Beware of him, if you see him, he will be swinging himself back and forth on two rails and saying that the best weapons on Earth are bare hands. Sometimes he likes to finger his pets and slurp the slime off his finger. Beware, Alan might be in your room at night, under your bed and with your cat.

Guy One: Did you see that kid?
Guy Two: No, why?
Guy One: He was running around in his underwear trying to finger cats.
Guy Two: What the fuck? He must Alan the Karate Kid.
Guy One: All hail the Karate Overlord

by Slurpinslime December 9, 2013

advantage whore

The type of bitch who waits for you to fuck up even if it's just slightly, then goes and exposes you and makes you feel like complete shit over over one tiny mistake. She will take advantage over absolutely anything and everything thing.. gotta watch out for these hoes

AW: Omg cindy!
Cindy: what??
AW: Josh just fucked me over big time!
Cindy: how?? Omg..
AW: He was messaging sarah! He talks to her like everyday!
(Josh was talking about work or something casual and harmless, The Advantage Whore knows it was like the first time they messaged, she was just bored and shit).

by anonymous asf April 18, 2015

Alanclan

Worst player in existence

Bro you such an alanclan

by Manamuso May 24, 2018

alanise

Alanise is a cute girl, even though she dosen’t like what you like, she will try to stay on topic. She will always make you smile. She might be complicated sometimes but later she will explain why.

Hi
Bro my alanise is so cool

by : Damn my Sister alanise,cool March 11, 2018