Heard Alert

The phrase used to warn others of a manipulative, abusive, narscissist romantic partner who will do anything to destroy their partner's/ex-partner's life to the point of lying in court and defaming the victim's reputation, at all costs.
That dude is a total Heard Alert, man. All he does is lie about his girl and treats her like crap.
by JD07! May 27, 2022
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Heard Alert

Used when your crazy ex-girlfriend walks into the room
I was sitting at the bar having a drink with my friend and he says “Heard Alert”. I turned around to look and my crazy ex-girlfriend was there.
by georgie bear June 19, 2022
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Dark alert

When you take a picture (alone or with others) and you can't see your self because your too dark
Girl: hey,did you see the dark alert I pose pied
Girl: no,but I wouldn't see it anyways
by Lolqueenbee May 26, 2015
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silly alert

When someone says something that doesn’t make any sense but kind of funny at the same time.
Someone says “I think I’d rather slide down a cactus naked.”...then you say “Silly alert, Silly alert!”
by Carmie Love May 27, 2018
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by bl4kd43m0n March 13, 2018
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