amber alert

When your woman falls asleep while you're eating her pussy and she farts in your mouth

He went to the bathroom to brush his teeth for a second time that night after receiving a full-on Amber alert

by frogqweef July 7, 2024

barbecue chicken alert

barbecue chicken alert means bbl grandma edition

Nick: What does barbecue chicken alert mean
Dragon: It means bbl grandma edition

by Nick/Progon October 16, 2025

AMBER Alert

An annoying ass alarm that wakes up you up in the middle of the night or goes off randomly.

Jane: Ugh did you get that AMBER Alert last night
Stephanie: No, why?
Jane: I GOT IT 3 TIMES IN THE SAME NIGHT I AM SLEEP DEPRIVED

by stan twice 4 clear skin <3 March 27, 2023

Zamn Alert

when you see a bad bitch or a fat booty and you think (ZAMN🥵) so you say ZAMN ALERT out loud so all the homies can peep dat jawn

“she bad asl and her ass fat!?! ZAMN ALERT!”

by imsooogoated March 20, 2023

dumb bitch alert

an unintelligent human being

D: spills a pot of chili-

M:DUMB BITCH ALERT DUMB BITCH ALERT

by spicytacotree September 17, 2019

Blue alert

One of the Funniest scenes in television, this originates from the BBC Sci-fi sitcom Red Dwarf the episode is S6E2 titled Legion and it goes like this;

Rimmer: Go to Blue Alert.
Lister: What for? There's no one to alert, we're all here.
Rimmer: I'd just feel more comfortable if we were all on our toes because everyone's aware it's a Blue Alert situation.
Lister: We all are on our toes!
Rimmer: May I remind you all of Space Corps Directive 34124?
Kryten: 34124. "No officer with false teeth should attempt oral sex in zero gravity".
Rimmer: Damn you both, all the way to Hades! I want to go to Blue Alert!
Lister: Okay, okay.
He presses a button; a sign reading 'Alert' in blue lighting begins flashing pathetically in the corner of the cabin
Rimmer: Thank you. A bit of professionalism.
...
Rimmer: Step up to Red Alert!
Kryten: Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb.

by Proper Sheffield lad April 29, 2022

Astro alerts

Dead cook group. I joined for £30 and the first thing I see is some guy called vesk wanking in general vc with his cock out. I asked psb to ban him but he banned me instead.

Astro alerts has the most gay members

by Swanzplug aka mohzart May 27, 2022