Alcoholmes

Mexican acholic drinks.

Margaritas are a type of alcoholmes drinks.

by penis in yo mouf January 2, 2009

Alcosmallic

When you used to drink excessively, but then stopped for a few years and now you can get drunk on just a small amount of alcohol.

"Wow Kim, you only had 2 drinks! You are such an alcosmallic!"

by Deakerama April 9, 2009

alchoplop

a crap the morning after a heavy session, often with scents of your chosen beverage. Normally of a loose consistancy and can be many and often through out the day.

Lynsey:The smell in the bathroom made me puke this morning.
Adam: Sorry love it was an alchoplop I was on it big time yesterday

by gomer123 February 7, 2010

alca-tard

1. An otherwise seemingly normal acquiantance whose thought process has obviously been clouded by copious and/or regular alcohol consumption, to the point where their normal personality seems to have been negatively affected, even during brief periods of sobriety. ~Often detected by unusually frequent bouts of making a complete ass of ones self and may be accompanied with foul odors.

2. Someone who may already have, or an insinuated suspicion that they may be dangerously close to having a diagnosable problem with alcohol.

3. Term for a person whose apparent alcohol intoxication seemed cause for a particularly unusual incident of stupid behavior.

James: "Was that weird or what last night when Steve took his pants off in the middle of the neighborhood BBQ?"

James' wife: "Yea, we definately need to put out an alca-tard alert."

alcoholic alcoholism

by Superick February 8, 2010

Alcohoe

A female that when drinking alcohol becomes extremely promiscuous or slutty.

Michael: Did I just see Anna go into that room with Tom?
Sam: That's like the third guy tonight!
Michael: Probably because she's absolutely hammered.
Sam: Damn, what an alcohoe.

by Brose Canseco February 11, 2010

alcheheimers

the combined effect of too much alcohol and/or an actual medical condition that causes one to forget all sorts of stuff from daily appointments, people's names, picking your kids up at school etc...

I wish I could remember where I put my phone 20 minutes ago, my alcheheimers is getting worse.

by keysfood February 28, 2010

alcohol insomnia

The phenomenon of sleeping less after a night of drinking. May or may not involve crashing because of alcohol. A person wakes up earlier and is unable to fall back asleep because of an interrupted REM phase, and results in a gradual tiredness.

A: Yo, I have a serious hangover, dude
B: I don't, but I got alcohol insomnia. Woke up at 6:00 this morning and now I'm dead tired

by Sleepless in the Summer July 23, 2010