Alaskan Shizzle-Twizzle

Also referred to as the A.S.T., this object of heinous hiney pleasure involves delicately shitting into a magnum condom so that you have a good six to eleven inches of fecal matter, tying the rubber off at the end, and freezing it. After six hours you remove the now rigid rod o' pleasure, peel away the latex shell to reveal the A.S.T. in all its glory. Good for all manner of vagtastic, anal, and oral play, the A.S.T. will provide hours of fun for the whole family.

Vary your diet during the days prior to the initial condom-filling in order to change the texture. We have found eating nothing but sweet corn salsa and french fries produces an A.S.T. with a great balance of sturdiness and texture.

After that last final I feel like somebody reamed me with an Alaskan Shizzle-Twizzle.

by DookMed2013 December 20, 2009

Alaska Wrecking-ball

When you smack a female with your ballsack.

"Dude you should of seen her face when I gave her an Alaska Wrecking-ball"

by mrballman August 16, 2011

Alaskan Heatstroke

An Alaskan Heatstroke is when you invite a girl over on a chilly fall night for a quiet evening of star gazing, secrets, and herbal tea. You sit her down outside and once the tea boils pour it directly down her throat. When the ensuing scream occurs, stuff your dick down her throat for an extra toasty treat on an cold night.

I gave my girlfriend an Alaskan Heatstroke on the last day of Fall.

by ShakeSicle April 6, 2009

alaskan fitzgerald

When a female/male gives a male a blow job with ice in his/ her mouth.

Dude she gave me a alaskan fitzgerald last night and my cock froze, it was fucking awesome!

by Ben Spenelli October 16, 2008

alaskan jackhammer

When performing sex the female lays spread eagle on sexual platform, and them male stands(penis erect) approximately 5m away from the spreading female, then the male proceeds to sprint in attempts to connect the penis and vagina. often used in alaska and other northern territories

George:Dude! you totally alaskan jackhammered that lil slu'!!!

Big Red:Hells yeah! but my penis is broken now...:(

by grimeygraygoose April 10, 2009

Alaskan Black Snake

an alaskan black snake is when you poop into a condom, you can freeze it and use it as a dildo

oh my i lost my dildo im just gonna make an alaskan black snake

by Twinkley toees March 13, 2011

Alaskan pork barrel

Sarah Palin's cunt

When Sarah Palin cut expenditure on facilities for disabled kids (despite having a disbled child herself), and used taxpayers' money to add luxuries to an airport that only she and a of her few local voters used instead, the taxpayers felt like they had been fucked in the ass by a strap-on on Sarah Palin's Alaskan pork barrel

by bealfakelesbian September 18, 2009