almotasim

A person who looks older then what he is, because of his hairy body. He is caring, somtimes rude. But is a amazing dick sucker. His usually the kid in your class acting like a total maniac but at the same time being really lovely to the people he like.

Almotasim is down syndromed!

Pleb: Have you seen Almotasim today?
Pleb 2: No not at all!
*Almotasim walks into class*
Almotasim: MahshawallaJALLAJAFFAR Ching Chong Its nothing wrong with sucking dick!

by Urban Dictionarien May 3, 2019

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remember the almo

when getting a blow job while sitting at the top of the stairs once you blow over her face you kick her down the steps and scream "remember the almo"

"remember the almo!"

by 4chan monster January 23, 2009

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Almost Min-maxed

When something is made to be almost perfect, with a minor adjustment or change.

The paladin you built in our campaign was almost min-maxed!

by Rectummasher November 7, 2020

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almostaben

comes from the words, "almost", and "stabbed", "stabbed" is turned into "stabben" by the speaker who is too scared to speak correctly. It is said by somebody who was mugged, attacked, etc. by an assailant using a sharp object as a main weapon, but escaped and returned to his crew, then still shaken, tries to tell them what just happened.

Oh man,I I was almostaben!

by Fezandsword April 26, 2008

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Almost

It is supposed to mean "nearly" or "not quite", but alot of people would use it too mean "20+ mor minutes". in other words, "almost" can sometimes indicate a delay in a certain action.

"I'm almost finished cutting this man's hair, you're next!!"

20 minutes later:

"Dude, you told me 20 minutes earlier that you was almost done cutting this man's hair! WTF!!??!!!"

"sorry. I'm done now"

by marcus903 March 29, 2016

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