Brad

\BRAHD\
Verb
1.
produce (a picture or diagram) by making lines and marks, especially with a pen or pencil, on paper.
2.

To speak or respond with a complex sketch in place of words

“A brad is worth a thousand words”
“Here, look at my brad and dimensions”
“Brad is always bradding”

by chassywhite_xo August 22, 2019

brad

a no good guy who is out to kill you in your sleep the man is insane

brad is sneaky hes in your room whach out

by big white kidddd!!!!!!! February 22, 2019

brad

the most perfect boy in the world. brad's are usually extremely nice, caring, and loveable if they care about you. oh, how to make them care about you? just be nice. listen to them, care for them, compliment them. it's that easy!

brad's usually like video games, and music. they secretly have a talent for singing or rapping. they're quiet and reserved, and barely have any friends. if you're a brad's friend, then you're extremely special.

if you know a brad, keep them. they're special
we LOVE brad's

friend : who's that?

me : oh him? the most perfect boy in the world.

friend : ohhh! you mean brad.

by ilovecatsandhim<3 November 23, 2021

Brad Keselowski

The act of winning this race.

'Brad Keselowski won this race.' - Larry McReynolds

by StanTheManG December 9, 2024

Seth’s Brad Pitt theory

In terms of dating, the Brad Pitt Rule suggests that if you're uncertain about whether to pursue a romantic interest or go on a date with someone, imagine if Brad Pitt asked you out instead. If the thought of going on a date with the person in question doesn't excite you as much as the thought of going on a date with Brad Pitt would, then it might indicate that the romantic interest isn't as strong or compatible as it could be. Essentially, it's a way to evaluate your level of attraction and interest in a potential romantic partner.

Like if a woman imposes some arbitrary time frame, move on. Seth’s Brad Pitt theory suggests She’s definitely fucking Brad on a first date.

by Slamdiesel February 15, 2024

Brad

An insult describing someone as being unintelligent or describing the way they act as being abnormal.

Also can be used as "Bradley Muncher"

"Stop being such a Brad"

"Shut up you Bradley muncher"

by Hackachu May 7, 2018

Brad Jones

IT’S MR MVP, SIMP. Brad jones is usually simping over other girls. some would say he’s more whipped than whipped cream

Oh look at that guy over there, simping for that chick, such a Brad Jones

by Really Cool Pen15 Guy June 10, 2020