by marvintheunicorncx September 07, 2014
A Professional at the subject of Life, Ryan is awesome. quick with the ladies, and quick to move on, he has an 11 incher and it is always loaded. He is a noble Gangster who shoots unstable niggers and has little remorse. listens to all kinds of music. can be found driving, working on cars, shooting guns, eating, etc.
has awesome friends, who are bad ass and drive bad ass fast cars.
Syn.: Awesomeness
has awesome friends, who are bad ass and drive bad ass fast cars.
Syn.: Awesomeness
by the pounder himself April 19, 2009
Manwhore, pothead, who never texts back and laughs if he breaks up with you usually over text messages.
LOVES CATS
druggie who may or may not admit it, hates hookers, and home wreakers! he will like girls who wear way too much makeup. But a hypocrite.
LOVES CATS
druggie who may or may not admit it, hates hookers, and home wreakers! he will like girls who wear way too much makeup. But a hypocrite.
Girl 1: Ah I hooked up with Ryan last night!
Girl 2: But he's my boyfriend?!
Girl 1: Oh you didn't get his text?
Girl 2: No he stopped after three messages!
Girl 1: Sorry he was busy getting high and I doing my makeup!
Girl 2: But he's my boyfriend?!
Girl 1: Oh you didn't get his text?
Girl 2: No he stopped after three messages!
Girl 1: Sorry he was busy getting high and I doing my makeup!
by bitch ass foo5 March 13, 2010
a shitfaced ass motherfucker who never gives up at eatin sandwhichs nd is beast at beerpong. And hates being fingered by girls nd will punch them in the face if necessary. But is also a very horny bastard
by Balekjiii January 02, 2008
This term was started from a SNL skit from tonight. The Ryan is a general term for a man who whilst under any intoxication, fornicates with food items. This is NOT limited to McDonalds.
Man: Dude thank God I bought all these double whoppers, the skit only shows them as McDonalds food. Thank You Burger King!
*takes massive bite into Double Whopper, immediately spits put*
Man: NOOOO! There's jizz seeping out of my Double Whooper! Where is the Ryan?! I KNOW HE'S HERE!
*takes massive bite into Double Whopper, immediately spits put*
Man: NOOOO! There's jizz seeping out of my Double Whooper! Where is the Ryan?! I KNOW HE'S HERE!
by ItsAll0greNow March 08, 2015
a guy that is nice and sweet and will do anything to make you happy
He tends to tease you when he calls you babygirl and says how much he loves you
Has good humor and sometimes likes to talk dirty like ALOT
WHENEVER your feeling down he finds a way to cheer you up
he is very handsome and very attractive also loves sports and loves his girlfriend named Yasmin
He tends to tease you when he calls you babygirl and says how much he loves you
Has good humor and sometimes likes to talk dirty like ALOT
WHENEVER your feeling down he finds a way to cheer you up
he is very handsome and very attractive also loves sports and loves his girlfriend named Yasmin
by _BABY_GIRL_ February 13, 2016
Ryan is very very very gay , probably the gayest name in the world. He also has a massive head, it is the size of a bowling ball. He gets lots of guys but he only likes people who put knives up his urethra. He has a bugchasing kink so if you're HIV positive, even if you are female, hit him up because he will nut. He likes looking at old men's feet because it turns him on.
by notlydianonono July 01, 2019