Grip a Commish

a healthy handful of commission

yo you just got a huge grip a commish!

by nikwax October 16, 2008

Hog grip

A sexual position in which the female is on all fours, the thumb of one hand is lubed and inserted into the rectum. The index and middle fingers of the other hand are used for leverage in the snout of said specimen. Often used in combination with rodeo.

She squealed like a pig as I applied the hog grip.

by Waino May 04, 2004

Jersey Grip

-To grip ones Male genitalia with the thumb facing down.

-Upside-down baseball bat grip.

That porn makes me want to jerk it jersey grip.

by Tehcnique May 15, 2009

dismal grips

To be in prison or caught by the police with no way out

Damn, son I aint seen you where you been? Boy I was in the dismal grips for slappin a bitch and couldn't make bail

by godchef May 27, 2010

Death Grip

The act of grasping the penis with such ferocity, usually done by that of a woman body builder.

The big buff woman clenched my penis like a weight

Damn dude, she gave you a death grip.

by Get in my clopper May 08, 2018

Get A Grip

A played out 80's term that one would use and a Rank Out session. A weak response at best, someone would use this if they got cut down and didn't have anything else to say.

Yo' Pete! Why don't you get a grip bitch! (You sorry ass band geek)

by Steve December 06, 2004

grip reaper

An extravagant snow bunny with a tight pink oinky snorky

His final wish to be visited by the grip reaper and turn that oinky snorky into tasty bacon.

by sxrgee January 19, 2023