by I, Wreckerrr October 9, 2016
Get the Quacking farts mug.An app available at the App Store that will allow you to choose fart tones in a variety of social situations you wish to appear to pass gas in.
Man, we were packed like anchovies in the elevator and I used Smart Fart; in no time people were getting off on any floor they could!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 12, 2019
Get the Smart Fart mug.The especially rank, rancid gas that emits from one's bottom following a night of heavy drinking. Unbearable to even the person who "dealt" the fart.
"I'm so hungover...this is awful. And I have Aids farts!"
"Oh god it smells terrible. Do you have aids farts?"
"Oh god it smells terrible. Do you have aids farts?"
by Sir Pippin of Dubs January 28, 2012
Get the Aids Fart mug.When you release an innocent fart, but it comes out with some crap, fucking up pretty much whatever you're up to
"Dude while waiting for Stella at the bar I have dropped a fart, but it came out dressed"
"So what did you do?"
"I went to the toilet and changed, it's not the first time I've dropped a dressed fart"
"So what did you do?"
"I went to the toilet and changed, it's not the first time I've dropped a dressed fart"
by Wacchuwari August 1, 2014
Get the Dressed Fart mug.by I, Wreckerrr October 9, 2016
Get the Motorboat farts mug.by Schlonger 3.5 November 14, 2017
Get the fart nigga mug.when you fart, little square chunks flow graciously out of your butthole, with a squirt of greenish-brown liquid flowing out of the caboose.
oh, dude! i just blew chunks of fart in class! dude, the liquid was KILLER! it shot a hole right through my pants!
by the farting childs. April 21, 2010
Get the chunks of fart mug.