Someone who loves God and tells everyone about his presence based on the bible and the greatness of him in a very positive light.
by therealdeal007 March 07, 2015
Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!
by betterthanyouguy November 11, 2004
Pocket sized bible carried by stoners that is used primarily for the small, thin sheets of paper in it as paper for joint rolling. Most stoner bibles are missing the blank pages from the back of the book and any low ink pages from elsewhere.
Yea, I was wondering why Dave had a bible in his room, then he told me it was a stoner's bible.
John and Tyler were out of papers, luckily they had a stoner's bible.
John and Tyler were out of papers, luckily they had a stoner's bible.
by Dave Elkins October 31, 2007
It is Generally the instruction manual for a DVD player, because people in the "ghetto" cannot afford and/or comprehend the REAL bible, and so, worship a DVD player instruction manual.
rich guy: hey im reading the bible and learning of jesus...because i can afford to ;)
Ghetto guy: i am reading a DVD player instruction manual (ghetto Bible) , because i am from the ghetto, which has developed its own church overtime and we have learned to worship DVD players.
HAIL SONY
Ghetto guy: i am reading a DVD player instruction manual (ghetto Bible) , because i am from the ghetto, which has developed its own church overtime and we have learned to worship DVD players.
HAIL SONY
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