United Nations

A tool of the devil if ever their was one.

The biography of the united nations is avaliable in the Biblical book of Revelations.

by Betterthanyouguy November 21, 2004

philosopher

Someone who wasted the money their parents paid to get them through college.

I majored in philosophy, would like fries with that?

by Betterthanyouguy November 10, 2004

cosplay

Just plain queer. Excuse for effiminate men to wear dresses and put on makeup.

Cosplayers are best cured with soap and a Bible.

by Betterthanyouguy March 26, 2005

bible-thumper

Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!

Man, you guys really hate Christianity don't you?

by betterthanyouguy November 10, 2004

larp

The stupidest hobby since dancing. Combine the geekiness of DnD with the fruitiness of improv theatre, and you're in the ball park. LARP should be discouraged in all it's forms, though LARPers are as fun to laugh at as those cosplay freaks.

LARPers are social outcasts who need real lives.

by Betterthanyouguy March 26, 2005

Public School

Government funded humanist indoctrination. Turns children in to good little socialists, ready-made for the new world order.

The most important thing I learned in public school is that I'm homeschooling my friggin' kids.

by Betterthanyouguy November 21, 2004

God

The one thing that keeps me killin' y'all!

I'd smash your skull, but God says not to.

by Betterthanyouguy November 10, 2004