15 definitions by betterthanyouguy

Detective Comics

A company that has been unable to cope with the fact that they have been collectivly owned by Stan Lee and Marvel for the past 60 years and makes that crappy Dawsons Creek rip-off Teen Titans: Outsiders book that reeks of try-hard teen melodrama.

Superman: Please let me in the Avengers!
Captain America: No way freak! Youère like Ted Kennedy with muscles!

by betterthanyouguy December 3, 2004

Public School

Government funded humanist indoctrination. Turns children in to good little socialists, ready-made for the new world order.

The most important thing I learned in public school is that I'm homeschooling my friggin' kids.

by betterthanyouguy November 22, 2004

philosopher

Someone who wasted the money their parents paid to get them through college.

I majored in philosophy, would like fries with that?

by betterthanyouguy November 11, 2004

God

The one thing that keeps me killin' y'all!

I'd smash your skull, but God says not to.

by betterthanyouguy November 11, 2004

cosplay

Just plain queer. Excuse for effiminate men to wear dresses and put on makeup.

Cosplayers are best cured with soap and a Bible.

by betterthanyouguy March 27, 2005

United Nations

A tool of the devil if ever their was one.

The biography of the united nations is avaliable in the Biblical book of Revelations.

by betterthanyouguy November 22, 2004

protestwarrior

A website with great videos showcasing liberal hypocrisy, but unfortunatly stricken with a gay, gay forum.

Oh crap, Garibaldi. Doesn't he ever learn?

by betterthanyouguy November 11, 2004