Definitions by betterthanyouguy

larp 

The stupidest hobby since dancing. Combine the geekiness of DnD with the fruitiness of improv theatre, and you're in the ball park. LARP should be discouraged in all it's forms, though LARPers are as fun to laugh at as those cosplay freaks.

LARPers are social outcasts who need real lives.

larp by Betterthanyouguy March 26, 2005

cosplay 

Just plain queer. Excuse for effiminate men to wear dresses and put on makeup.

Cosplayers are best cured with soap and a Bible.

cosplay by Betterthanyouguy March 26, 2005

DC 

Abbreviation for "Desperate Comics". A company that has been unable to cope with the fact that they have been collectivly owned by Stan Lee and Marvel for the past 60 years and makes that crappy Dawsonès Creek rip-off Teen Titans: Outsiders book that reeks of try-hard teen melodrama.

Superman: Please let me in the Avengers!
Captain America: No way freak! Youère like Ted Kennedy with muscles!

DC by Betterthanyouguy December 2, 2004

Detective Comics 

A company that has been unable to cope with the fact that they have been collectivly owned by Stan Lee and Marvel for the past 60 years and makes that crappy Dawsons Creek rip-off Teen Titans: Outsiders book that reeks of try-hard teen melodrama.

Superman: Please let me in the Avengers!
Captain America: No way freak! Youère like Ted Kennedy with muscles!

Detective Comics by Betterthanyouguy December 2, 2004

United Nations 

A tool of the devil if ever their was one.

The biography of the united nations is avaliable in the Biblical book of Revelations.

United Nations by Betterthanyouguy November 21, 2004

Public School 

Government funded humanist indoctrination. Turns children in to good little socialists, ready-made for the new world order.

The most important thing I learned in public school is that I'm homeschooling my friggin' kids.

Public School by Betterthanyouguy November 21, 2004

philosopher

Someone who wasted the money their parents paid to get them through college.

I majored in philosophy, would like fries with that?

philosopher by Betterthanyouguy November 10, 2004