Klystron 9

Any machine or device that is totally useless but sounds important solely based on it's name.
An overly complex and imaginary device that pretends to have the ability to predict weather.

The name, Klystron 9, was stolen from a cheap science fiction novel from the 1950's. In that novel Klystron 9 was a planet in the Holloway Galaxy and was inhabited by the Ruechels.
by Big Hugh Jardon May 25, 2009
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nov 9

Free pass to grab any part of another person
He it’s nov 9 imma garb you dick
by lil dreams November 02, 2019
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4-9

any type of explosion that happens in your pants.
"that girl was soo HOT, i just had a 4-9"

"i 4-9ed , does anyone have a tampon?"
by sotella April 15, 2010
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9/11

The day and title of a mass-murder committed by President George W. Bush and the Republican party to further their political agenda. The day 3000 innocent lives were ended so that the rest of America would have their rights and privacy stripped away, to protect them from the "terrorists", which are really the American politicians themselves.
9/11 was simply put, a pulled trigger for the War on Terrorism; if every American were more critical in their decision making instead of swallowing the shit of their dumb-ass president, maybe this conspiracy could be brought to light. but its too late now, isn't it? No one cares anymore, its "history". May Bush burn in hell with Condolezza Rice, Dick Cheny and the rest of the Republicans. Osama may be somewhat evil, but he's nowhere close to how bad (or stupid) our good fucking friend mister Bush is.
by fuckamerica123 April 22, 2008
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November 9

National give your best opposite gender friend a hug day. Everyone needs a hug sometimes!
Girl: Hey there! Happy national give your best opposite gender friend a hug day!

Boy: Aww thanks! I love November 9!
by VSCO.The.Girl October 28, 2019
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9 milly

I shot him with my 9 milly
by Anonymous March 23, 2003
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9 to 5

modern form of slavery. what a brainwashed society pressures you to, instead of encouraing to be a leader or a CEO yourself and doing what you love.
I wanna be a rapper and a singer and I wanna change the world!
Uh, just get a normal, 9 to 5 job, you moron
by t00c00lforscho00l April 10, 2022
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