12 March

"Imma fuck the shit out of you" Day

A day where you go up to your straight homies and say "Imma fuck the shit out of you"

Straight dude 1: Imma fuck the shit out of you
Straight dude 2: Wait what
Straight dude 1: It's 12 March
Straight dude 2: fuckin gaeeeeeeeeee

by cuteshyinfpbottothatneedslove November 24, 2021

Level 12

So you drunk you cant stand, its hard to focus, you have already vomited drank more and vomited again. There is a change that anyone could get a little action from you and a huge change your wake up next to someone you don't know.

Events where you might reach level 12 include:
Camping
Birthday
Monday
Concert
Hockey game
Superbowl
Parting because your girl friend of 12 years become pregnant by another man

by slamber June 11, 2010

12:36

The law states that at 12:36 am, the nae nae must be hit.

“It’s 12:36, hit the nae nae!”

by Halfrican6 September 18, 2021

12/23

the day when you wake up and THINK it's christmas eve than look at your calender and realize how fuckin wrong you were.

kid: mom. aren't we going to our friends house for christmas eve?

mom: yes

kid: then why aren't we getting ready?

mom: its the 12/23rd

kid: SHIT!

by phoodiac December 23, 2009

Number 12

Cock

Random Man: Hey Dude What's Number 12
Other Random Man: Cock

by Roniter September 7, 2021

November 12

Ask your crush out on a date

Im going to ask my crush on a date
Other person* Why?
Because its november 12 so i have to

by Paper cuts hurt November 9, 2019

january 12

the day that owns all days- national ninja parade day. little known and rarely seen beacause theyre ninjas... and are very secretive about theyre going ons. but if you're a ninja, or have read this, you now know.

christine- "hey i need plans for january 12th. any ideas?"
kayla- "well i mean theres something, but you have to be a skilled japanese warrior with very exceptional hide and go seek skills... ninja parade"
christine- "well then i'm left plan-less"
kayla- "well i'm sure not!"

by darth vader <3 August 24, 2009