jon's awesomeness

the awesomeness that is jon that was only made possible by leny.

Jon's awesomeness was brought to you by his sweet friend leny.
Jon's awesomeness is leny's doing.

by lenybenyw January 11, 2008

Lil' Jon

1. A character in Robinhood (but spelled wrong).

2. Referring to the small size of a man's penis.

1. "Little John's not little at all, is he?"

2. "Man, we was ready to git down and then he whips out his Lil' Jon."

by Brainiac January 8, 2005

Jon Wilson

To try and sneak as many references about penis's into every group conversation.

Person 1...Hey, did you see that Vern Fonk commercial? His bald head looks like a penis.

Person 2...Don't Jon Wilson the Vern Fonk commercial.

by thatguy8711 November 11, 2012

plain jon

Used in a similar fashion as John Doe, except used to describe a generic boy from Northern NJ/NY corridor. It is possible to see varying dress, especially for Long Island plain jons, but typical garb includes plain no logo t shirts and sweats. Typically of the white boy wigger white T variety, but can vary. Basketball shorts, however, are a necessity to being a plain jon.

Are you going to get those boxes from the truck? No, I've got a plain jon doing that

by The Almanac January 3, 2017

Pull a jon

When an employee calls in for work on the beginning or end of the workweek.

"I feel lIke crap today, think I'm going to pull a jon."

by cee___jay October 20, 2016

dirty jon

when you kiss a man and sniff his girlfriend

bro you're such a dirty jon

by chueriocjncubjehcheioerj November 18, 2021

Jon Bush

A hairy man with a gorilla cock.

That kid had a very small hairy penis. It reminded me of Jon Bush.

by 73736182)63682 November 23, 2018