by Acripop May 19, 2022

Bread day occurs on the same day on which the freshest loaf of bread you own reaches its expiry date. Though it often results from an unwillingness to eat said bread or completely forgetting about it, realizing it is bread day gives good cause to consume a disproportionate amount of bread that day to avoid wasting any of the loaf.
I brought four sandwiches to school today because it's bread day.
"Oh man, me and Todd ate so many grilled cheeses yesterday. Yeah, it was bread day."
"Oh man, me and Todd ate so many grilled cheeses yesterday. Yeah, it was bread day."
by DLaw3000 September 20, 2009

Baked goods given out by a food pantry, soup kitchen, or homeless shelter. Usually consists of whatever didn't sell on the day-old-bread rack and got donated; sometimes sawed into chunks and re-bagged; always barely edible, but generally eaten anyway because you're hungry enough not to care.
by AnyaTheVampireSlayer October 2, 2012

Andrew: You're so dogwater at Pickleball!
Nick: Well at least I get bitches, Hashtag BREAD !!!!
Andrew: *Sad*
Nick: Well at least I get bitches, Hashtag BREAD !!!!
Andrew: *Sad*
by AndyBoBandy98 November 1, 2022

Girl 1: I tried the triple steak stack at taco bell, and the bun wasn't flat bread like I thought , it was burrito bread.
Girl 2: lolwut?
Girl 2: lolwut?
by jayzuss December 1, 2011

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by Happy Bunny March 26, 2021
