Poo-Foo'd

To be screwed over with or without one's knowledge by some opposing entity. (a.k.a. Skewered in the Butt)

Daniel found out that he had been blacklisted from the video game store without any reason. He could no longer work at ANY of their store's in existence. "Poo-Foo'd", he thought.

by TheAggieHeckler April 15, 2009

poo jabber

A homosexual - one who jabs their lover's poo with their knob while having anal intercourse.

Oh he's a definite poo jabber, i saw him eyeing that bartender.

by fanny munchaaahh September 20, 2010

poo shivers

When you have to shit so bad you get goose bumps and begin to shake and shiver uncontrollably

"Dude, Jesse, let me out of the car, I have the poo shivers like you wouldn't believe.

"Ginger, thats disgusting."

by Jesse82 July 21, 2006

zoo poo

refers to the odor of human excrement that smells precisely like the gorilla exhibit at your local zoo.

Alex: "Sorry about the bathroom dude ... burritos."
Frank: "You suck. It kinda smells like gorillas."
Alex: "Mexican always gives me zoo poos."

by I'mTotallyNotDave October 5, 2010

poo-juke

When you feel like you need to poop but only farts come out when you sit down to do your business. Your poo has "juked" you out, like the L/R-trigger move in Madden or an ankle-breaking crossover by CP3.

Me: "Damn, I thought that I had to take a dump, but when I sat down all that came out were farts..."

Friend: "I hate getting poo-juked, it takes half the fun out of pooping."

by Middle Child July 22, 2012

poo cave

The crevice in a woman's anus just preceeding the large intestine. When she engages in anal intercourse, an accumulating loaf will retreat to the poo cave so that it is not destroyed by the erect penis.

Cindy clenched her ass cheeks tight just prior to anal sex, bringing the loaf into the poo cave, saving the male from shit dick

by Q bay bay February 24, 2011

Poo Spackle

The result of when you do a poo and it rockets out of your ass, spackling poo all over the inside of the toilet bowl as if a poo bomb went off.

Dammit, Jeff, why'd you have to go and leave poo spackle all over the inside of my toilet? Now it's all dried to the sides and when I flush, it won't come off. Grab a brush and start scrubbing my toilet bowl clean, you fucker!!!!

by GreatMightyPoo73 December 11, 2011