shit street

1) An unfavorable, inevitable situation which one will experience.

2) Brit slang for deep trouble.

Clyde: Man, finals are 2 weeks from now and I've yet to revise. I checked my notebooks and I barely have anything to go on.

Klause: Wow, man you were on shit street since the beginning of the semester.

by vv113 April 8, 2016

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philosophical shit

A piece of fecal matter (usually human) that has gained self-conscience. This leads to the shit asking deep questions of philosophical nature, hence the name. When encountering a philosophical shit, most humans believe that the questions raised by the 'sophical sausage' are of their own desing and come from their own head. It is unknown whether the great philosophers of history were assisted by philosophical shits, or came up with their ideas themselves.

"What am I? Where did I come from? I feel water rushing past me. I am falling now and it's dark. Is this what it's like to die? Is this the afterlife? An endless void where we're forced to contemplate our beliefs and morality for all eternity? Truly a hellish experience."
-Unnamed philosophical shit, circa 1978

by Ziraxis August 24, 2016

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gwiba shit

derived from Gorba Chev, and his name was mis-heard by my friend.

"Do you want sprite or coke?"
"I don't gwiba shit"

by P.Bansal March 20, 2008

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shit-fucker

shit fuckers are people that have a strange perversion to shitting into a condom, freezing the condom and then fucking themselves with there own frozen shit up the ass.

"hey ryan are you in the bathroom.......AHH you nasty shit fucker"

by Tucker February 22, 2005

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