Dick Pony

A person that has no common sense or overreacts to simple situations

That John guy always freaks out when we make fun of his small cock, he's a freaking dick pony

by Jabronic February 4, 2010

Cheeto dick

When a man smells of cheeto stench that is seeping from the front of their pants and is cromming from the dick region.

A) did you smell Tommy's cheeto dick?

B) His cheeto dick reeks!

by the real Chester Cheeto November 26, 2011

rotten dick

When a man has banged heaps of hoes in one night and which ends with their dicks turning purple and deflating and only puffing air and not cum.

Damn last night I fucked so many bitches and I got rotten dick.

by Kitty gone black April 12, 2015

Dick Smeller

A rude person who doesn't acted kindly.

I was tryin to take left but this dick smeller cut me off.

by Dayman11389 August 1, 2011

dick riding

To kiss ass or be a groupie to someone

On the Boondocks, Thugnificent was dick riding Obama

lot

by j sparks August 1, 2015

dick picnic

a massive collaboration of dudes at a single party,bar,or establishment. A place where there is a ratio of guys to girls at 15:1 or worse.

Can be synonmus with "sausage fest" or "sausage party"

Why do you go to the Tav? They always have the dick picnic!

Don't ever go to parties at Katie's house.
She always has massive amounts of dudes over so her fat ass has a chance to get laid. She needs the dick picnic to have an snowball's chance in hell.

by Mike DQ April 11, 2008

dick level

Something that is right in front of you that you can't find, and is about 32 inches above the floor.

"Hey Moe, where on this shelf is the framulator?"
Moe: "Dick level, dude, dick level"

by curranimal January 5, 2009