tit me off

To make someone laugh excesively

You really tit me off dude!

by mrsquiggles141 February 14, 2017

Shoot my cock off

An exclamatory phrase, often said when someone receives an L or something is excessively cringey.

"I honestly want to shoot my cock off, how the fuck did I lose my keys?"

"did you see this mans snapchat story? Shit was so bad I had to shoot my cock off."

by Gooch Spelunker February 15, 2017

Colombian Stand Off

Similar to a real stand off but simply involving cocaine instead of guns. A tense situation where two persons are eyeing two lines of coke, waiting for the other to lose his/her nerve and "pull the trigger".

"Dude... m & f were doing a colombian stand off the other night.. none of them caught any sleep!"

"Oi! What'cha looking at? Lookin' for colombian stand off?!?"

by Yamato Corporation March 25, 2017

bo jack off

Getting a handy J from a baby girl while watching "Bojack Horseman"

Uncle perry likes good ole fashion bo jack off from good ole babygirls

by Uncle_Perry12 May 16, 2017

Crank one off

Masterbate.

I'm so horny! I'm going to "crank one off"later.

by Dirty dancer October 14, 2017

no skin off my apple

the action or event won't affect you in a positive or negative manner, the outcome will be neutral to you

you don;t give a rat's ass

no skin off my apple if bill clinton dies

by bob the man!!! May 2, 2018

frick me off

Like, to be used interchangeably with "pisses me off". But like, more emphasis. Like, something can piss you off, or it can FRICK you off. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you know it's serious.

"This game is starting to get really hard..."
"I know, it's really starting to frick me off."

by Dr. Yamaka November 20, 2017