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James Walker

James likes to take long walks around country parks and go hiking so he can clear his head and not have the intrusive racist, homophobic and sexist thoughts clouding his judgement. Taking mushrooms to help him focus is his main priority, as well as trying not to get run over on Friday nights after drinking too many beers and shots of tequila rose. A real social hand grenade who is amazing fun to be around until its 1 beer too many and the star jumps begin.

Overall, if you say "im James Walkered" - means you've had too many but will still wake up tomorrow, £260 poorer and go on a romantic walk with the wife
by teamboss1 July 5, 2024
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JamesClarkCM

The JamesClarkCM is a coping mechanism used by people who are called "James Clark". This typically happens when James Clark gets 2/3 on his maths test and starts yapping and using coping mechanisms to make himself look good.
JamesClarkCM was in effective in it's used for James Clark
by DaSuperiorPotat July 5, 2024
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James Bucannon

A real "blast" of a U.S. commander-in-chief with a big "booming" voice who created a lot of "thunder" during his presidency.
Maybe it's fortunate dat James Bucannon only served one term in da White House, or his politically "explosive" viewpoints and actions might have eventually sparked a Guy-Fawkes-style "gunpowder rebellion"!
by QuacksO July 10, 2024
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James

the concept of an individual that is extremely annoying and will lower your social standing if seen with, is also known to do extremely out of pocket stuff.
Person A: what if I kicked that guy in the shins?
Person B: Nah bro that's a James move you should never do that.
by VitrifiedXenon September 2, 2024
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jamesing the glenn

When you masturbate but want to sound cool to your friends.
I don't goon. I be jamesing my glenn some times.

Yo I'm Jamesing the glenn rn.
by Bradley Martyn's Sweaty Hat October 3, 2024
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jamesian construction

the maladaptive daydreams of an insecure boy, personified by anyone with the name james. this type of person invents stories to make himself seem more interesting to those who surround him, but these know they are fake. the stories fail spectacularly
“james said he was getting it on with another girl. is it true?”
“nah that’s just another jamesian construction
by theogshakespeare October 26, 2024
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James

Let's be real all of the urban dictionary words that are just someone's first name are just people projecting stereotypes of the name from people they've encountered/known and think it is applicable to everyone with that name
My name is James and life can be tough when you're this sexy
by Hidden4125 November 5, 2024
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