urban dictionary infused

When you go on urban dictionary so much that you decide to use the newly found definitions on everyone else...
The severity can often be pretty large due to the very random things in which go on.

Person when he/she is urban dictionary infused: "Well I have been mindlessly searching for hilarious words for ages. I might use one on my friend and call him a cockjugglingthundercunt."

by randomguy02 August 31, 2013

urnew dictionary

the describing of someone new to ||Urban Dictionary|| who doesn't know how to properly use it

Person 1: Hey I just posted a family-friendly definition on Urban Dictionary!
Person 2: urnew dictionary

by iExtensionClutch January 04, 2021

getting banned on urban dictionary

an act that i will perform (they will do it)

i need to put getting banned on urban dictionary here to submit the post

by qpalzmwoskxneudjcnryfhvbtg March 08, 2023

The Urban Dictionary Terms of Service

A joke.

Effectively every part of The Urban Dictionary Terms of Service is violated by 80% of posts.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 26, 2023

Urban Dictionary Mug Reviews

They're fake.

Guy: Yo where'd you get your mug from?
Guy Who Bought Mug: I got it from Urban Dictionary! You can pick any word you want and its definition and get it put on a mug for $32.95! Just look at these Urban Dictionary Mug Reviews!
Guy: You know these are fake reviews, right?
Guy Who Bought Mug: what

by straell May 15, 2024

Urban dictionary like to dislike ratio

Something that is completely random. Like, offensive definitions can get more upvotes than downvotes, while definitions that condemn horrible actions harshly can get more downvotes than upvotes. Seriously?

Dave: quantum mechanics is random
Jenny: yeah, just like urban dictionary like to dislike ratios

by Eushshtb September 29, 2024

Uber Dictionary

People, especially literal fish and gingers who have the attention span and memory of a gold fish, who forgot how to spell "Urban Dictionary." While usually caused by mistake, it's not surprising if you were wondering why you couldn't get to this website because of this, congratulations.

"Dude, what's that one website? Uber Dictionary?"

"Dude I've been googling Uber Dictionary for half an hour now I can't find it."

by Mr. MARIJUANA PEPSI October 18, 2019