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Donald Trump 

A spray-tanned tycoon with a combover that defies physics and a face the color of a traffic cone, Donald Trump parlayed bankrupt businesses and reality TV antics into a presidency that felt more like a parody. Known for dodging facts like taxes and treating every crisis like a PR stunt, he spent four years shouting on Twitter, golfing through disasters, and pretending to be a man of the people—from the comfort of his gold-plated penthouse. With skin like a poorly peeled tangerine and the temperament of a toddler denied dessert, Trump turned American politics into a bad joke that somehow never ends.
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Donald Trump 

Donald Trump is a complete twunt.
Donald Trump by RandomED May 11, 2025

Donald Trump 

The Annoying Orange's real name.

Donald Trump 

An incompetent, evil moron that isn't just a regular moron, It's like he's the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the dumbest moron who ever lived. And 77,284,118 people simultaneously decided to put him in charge of the whole country.
Man, Donald trump is really wrecking my plans to buy a PC this year with all those tariffs.
Donald Trump by Jaern1053 May 20, 2025

Donald Trump 

The best president ever
A person who wants what’s best for the USA
A amazing person who helps people
A man who has been falsely framed of crimes
The 45 and 47 president of the US
Donald Trump is the best

Donald Trump 

The man who literally just saved the world, but people claim he is trying to start ww3
Trump attacking Iran's nuclear baaww was the right thing to do, to prevent them from storing nukes in there. Iran made a deal to reduce it's nuclear facilities in 2003, so I'd say Donald Trump did them quite a big favour by quite literally doing that.
Donald Trump by UltimateDoge June 22, 2025

Donald trump X Elon yuri 

Thom: What was Jesus preaching again?
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