secreterry

A receptionist who comes to work just in a bathrobe or wrapped in a towel.

If your taste in "willing" hot chicks runs to bookkeepers and front-desk clerks, asking a secreterry to spread her legs for you would involve less clothing-related hassle, in dat she wouldn't have any tight-fitting garments for you to tediously remove and then put back on her afterwards --- you could just "unwrap" her warm luscious body with ease, enjoy your wild and delightful bouncy-bouncy wif her, and then just re-wind da simple nap-textured gown or sheet around her again.

by QuacksO October 14, 2023

Second-hand Girl

A girl who's having a boyfriend for the second time in her life.

When she has an ex-boyfriend.

You're second-hand girl but I still love you.

by strawberry bonbon October 24, 2023

secondeen

The sequel to firsteen.

I was firsteen.
No, you were secondeen!

by ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ October 29, 2023

Second Gunman

The partner of a Phantom Shitter. It is the Second Gunman's job to take decoy shits in order to throw investigators off the Phantom Shitters scent - Or as part of a double pronged attack to inflict maximum damage on a target. A good Second Gunman is prepared to take the fall for the work of the Phantom Shitter, so he can go on to shit again.

A Second Gunman is an apprentice role of sorts, a position where many future Phantom Shitters learn the most import aspects of the art of phantom shitting

Yes, I was the Phantom Shitter this whole time, and I've chosen you , Andy, to be my Second Gunman.

by Southbound Soul November 4, 2023

sech28

German Twitter User

Typ 1: "Kennst du eigentlich den Fettfrosch sech28 aus Twitter?"
Typ 2: "Nein, wer oder was ist dieses Fettfrosch?"
Typ 1: "Ein Fettfrosch, der jeden morgen um 5 auf Twitter rumbrüllt wie ein Geisteskranker und geil auf sein eigenes Arschwasser wird."
Typ2 : "Was ein krasser Typ, digga."

by ManuelNeuer05 November 5, 2023

Seczema

The kind of muff dust you get on your dick after sex.

I think I need a shower. My dick has seczema

by Lizzy H 38 November 14, 2023

secular man-boy

An intellectual hipster with roots in the humanities with a lax attitude towards defining his viewership

Mr. Write-for-a-Large-Audience: Don’t use metafiction that a fourth grader can’t understand
Mr. Emotional Poet: I’m a Secular Man-Boy, not a complete idiot

by Blueberry Boat November 15, 2023