fishing with a shotgun

trying too hard to get something that takes time done, and by rushing, in the end you've accomplished nothing, a classic example of the old saying "patience is a virtue"

- "hey man, I think I if double the recommended oven heat on these biscuits they'll cook in half the time"
- "man, chill out, you are fishing with a shotgun"

fishing with a shotgun by kevbee May 13, 2007

Fishy Slapper 

a limp dick from taking to much dope

I was so fucked up last night, my girl came over and the only thing i had for her was a fishy slapper.

Fishy Slapper by J. Pifferton October 2, 2007

Fisherman Splatter

Smacking a semen/cum filled condom on the forehead of the person just penetrated.

After receiving a major ass romping, Kial then received a fisherman splatter to finish off the night.

Fisherman Splatter by Tyrone Bigdick May 27, 2008

Fishnosaur

A long necked Dinosaur with a fish head.

'Omg! I just saw A Fishnosaur It walked Past my window'

Fishnosaur by Neera_Rawwr April 4, 2009

Fishing buddies 

People who are highkey friends but have something lowkey

Dude 1 "hey what even are you and kena?"
Dude 2 "we're just fishing buddies"

Fishing buddies by Josequevro July 5, 2016

Fisherman's Hook 

Like landing the catch of the day, when smashing your girl from behind and you reach your hand over her head hook a finger in each of her nostrils. Once hooked, give your hand a snappy pull back like you just landed the big one.

Toby decided to drill the hotel housekeeper from behind and while she was begging for more gave her a Fisherman's Hook.

Fisherman's Hook by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2016

Fishballing 

Fishballing is when you try to catch fish in a sink with your bare ass cheeks.

“Why the hell are there fish in my sink, John.” “Don’t worry Maggie; I’ll do some fishballing and get em’ out.”

Fishballing by Asscatcher69 August 6, 2019