Crud Fingers

The smell of shit that can smell particularly strong from sniffing around the fingernails of someone who refuses to wash his/her hands after wiping his/her ass. This is usually due to toilet paper ripping or scrunching up, leaving the fingers exposed to warm shite still stuck in the anus after laying a brick.

Quite often, having longer nails will be more prone to have Crud Fingers as there is more room for feces to get trapped and smell like a grimy toilet bowl but the deciding factor really is washing your hands after dropping a turd.

Person 1: Dude, have you smelt that stench coming from that guys hands?
Person 2: Yeah! I heard he doesn't wipe. He must have Crud Fingers big time!

by CrudFingers April 24, 2018

finger queef

Two sweaty moist palms become in contact and make a sensation relating most to a queef

Me and John were holding hands when suddenly we finger queefed

by Jmurphy928 January 10, 2018

finger dipped

sticking ur finger in someone’s asshole then dipping with explaination.

“omg josh came over and totally finger dipped me, i was so devastated”

by sugarmama6969 January 2, 2020

Archer's finger

A more formal term for"middle finger"

"Oi,where's that French bastard that chop Willy's finger?I wanna give him an archer's finger up his bump hole"

by Blitzm0 January 25, 2020

San Francisco Finger Trap

When two dudes stick their flaccid penises in to either end of a toilet paper roll and move it back and forth until they are both erect and cannot remove their penises.

Ashley walked in and caught her boyfriend in a San Francisco Finger Trap! WHAAAT With WHOOO....

by TheDoomGuy211 February 4, 2020

Vibe Finger

Slang for the right index finger, where playing jazz vibraphone with the Burton grip is most likely to cause callouses or tears.

"Yeah, I really fucked my vibe finger last night at the jam session."

by justvibin February 5, 2020

Finger Handleballs

These can be created when one has an extremely large scrotum(a large ballsack with lots of loose skin) by placing both hands with their index fingers and thumbs touching in the middle their scrotum making sure each testicle is on either side of the pinky fingers when they close their hands to make a fist to simulate riding a bike and holding onto each handle bar. Thus giving the illusion and appearance of riding one’s bike. For the full affect some place tassels, boobie or non boobie, onto each testicle to fully capture one’s childhood memories.

Jim was so poor while growing up that he couldn’t afford a bike so all through high school he would stand in front of his fan and make finger handleballs and imagine speeding down a steep hill with his new bike.

by Turn And Cough March 24, 2020