shit crumpet

A greeting to a good friend.2 a dried piece of crap.

Hey shit crumpet!

by John Davis June 15, 2003

shit-fucker

shit fuckers are people that have a strange perversion to shitting into a condom, freezing the condom and then fucking themselves with there own frozen shit up the ass.

"hey ryan are you in the bathroom.......AHH you nasty shit fucker"

by Tucker February 22, 2005

shit off

To be angry at one another.

Shit Off you fuckarse.

by Kitten Poo September 10, 2003

Donk Shit

A shit that comes out of a big 'ole asshole.

Man, I went to the bathroom today and took a donk shit and my asshole was stretched for days!

by static1432 October 23, 2009

shit breed

some one from west virginia who's father is also his brother.

that inbred shit breed is useless.

by freedav04 June 12, 2005

Apple Shits

You know you have the Apple Shits when you've eaten a lot of apples, around 2-3 a day, and every five minutes you have to shit, but its not the runs. Doesn't apply to everyone though.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away becuase I have the Apple Shits and I can't drive to the doctor without soiling my pants.

by Cerpin Taxxt October 27, 2006

ghost-shit

A turd that passes your anal sphincter as a ghost passes through walls, thereby requireing no wipeing (leaving no residue on one's person).

Q.= Did you finish the toilet-paper ?
A.= No man, I took a ghost-shit

by Clockwork Nic June 27, 2007