wet fish

A non-firm handshake, no effort, sloppy.

He his handshake was a wet fish

by Why is this so bloody hard? April 3, 2017

national slander fish day

National Slander Fish Day. The day people hate on fish because fish smells like crap. National Slander Fish Day is on April 4, 2023.

Friend: yo bro, todays april 4.
Me: yeah bro i know
Friend: you know what that means
Me: what?
Friend: its national slander fish day bro!!

by kade pee April 3, 2023

fish bowl flight

when your on a long flight and someone clogs the toilet and it overflows sending feces down the aisle.

man i was on the flight to New York and someone made a fish bowl flight and it touched my foot.

by Flying dutchman July 2, 2015

One more fish

1. Means someone on9
2. Means something gets stuck

1. Peter is really one more fish. He deletes the whole production database
2. One more fish! The MTR delays again

by One more fish March 13, 2019

Mer Fish

A Mer/Mur Fish is a mystical unicorn fish that flies, talks an sings an swims an it eats paper. Mer/Mur Fish Looks like a worm with fins.

"Hey, Look!!! That mer/mur fish is eating paper!" :x that is the Mer fish. ;3

by WeinerFish August 18, 2011

A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope

The translation of a Swedish proverb to mean not to dwell on things that cannot be

Jack: So I've been putting a lot of thought into it and I think Jessica and I would make a great couple!

George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.

by Zoom_Zolomon March 28, 2020

Black fish

Mr. Derrick Doyle " as in Fuck It Shit Happens"

Hey buddy I hate to tell you this but I fucked your sister last night after you told me not to. But remember your the black fish so you say " Fuck it shit Happens right" no matter what Fuck up shit other people may do or not your response will always be Fuck it shit Happens cuz what's done is done just hope they had fun even if you didn't.

by Aqua squirrel January 5, 2023