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Job and dip

When your at a party or any type of motive and a boy starts talking to u being nice then asks u for job (head) (blow job) u give it to him and U think he’s gonna text u the next day but no he just jobbed u and dipped u .when u do job with someone and they just dip (not talk to u ever again ) (leave ) you .
Jermaine : did u uck him

Me: yeah but he still hasn’t texted me it was just job and dip he job and dipped me
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jalapeno blow job

this happens when your date eats jalapenos then performs oral sex on you. the capsaicin from the peppers is absorbed by the phallic skin, and enters the urethra causing unpleasant burning sensation.
the heat from the jalapeno pepper ignited Jasmine's sexual desire to the point her mouth salivated for boner. After receiving a jalapeno blow job from Jasmine, Darryls penis burned... like California wild fire.
by MC Busta September 5, 2019
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Rim job

Is when you get a piece of dry skin in your nail and it HURTS LIKE A MOTHA TRUCKER to take offf
Person 1: I got a rim job last night
Person 2: ikr it really hurts
by Dockerssssss June 4, 2019
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Frosty inside Job

An Inside job that everyone is aware of
Dude, I think that was an Inside job.
Man, everyone one knows that, it's a Frosty inside Job .
by Igeloi March 9, 2017
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job

job
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by URBAN © Truth Teller November 2, 2020
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Nut Job

The act of violently sucking on someone's testicles.
"I thought she was experienced, until she gave me a nut job."
by Froggo boi May 31, 2023
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Jobs

Yeah, I hope 166,632 people lose their jobs over an ad says the conservative who pretends to care about jobs. Your job isn't important. Just get a different one... It my pay less. I don't actually even know what you're options are. Working for Anheuser-Busch might be the only job you could get when you started. But I don't care! Tranny bad!
Hym " 'I hope 166,632 people lose their jobs' says the guy who claims to care about jobs."
by Hym Iam April 20, 2023
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