chris rocked

when you get slapped so hard that you are stunted usually after making a j.i. jane joke

you got chris rocked my guy

by Xx__that_gay_guy__xX March 31, 2022

Sonic the Rock

A nigga peen who tends to stay inside all day and waste his life watching youtube and playing video games. Usually a pale individual who stays in his room all day with his door locked hiding from his parents and the outside world.

That kid is such a Sonic the Rock, he never goes to school.

by guacamole peen April 29, 2019

Phantom hash rock

Noun: When you think a hot rock of hash is burning your skin but its just your imagination.

Dude: Owch! Damn hash rocks, Man. Wait where is it!? Must have been my imagination..
Man: Awh Dude, looks like you had a phantom hash rock.

by famizzle May 31, 2018

slacker rock

A style of music born in the 90s that makes the apology of a rock that is dumb, laughing, infused with pop melodies and punk vibes to celebrate.

Oh man, the new Dune Rats is such a good slacker rock album. Do you like Fidlar?

by stillinrock February 12, 2018

kock rocks

A group of dudes who are giving pretty babes unsoliciated and in most cases undesirable attention despite a negative response. A single dude is a kock rock.

Told this Bro in that gaggle of Kock Rocks over there "No" 3 times when he asked for my number, and he is still buying me drinks, winking at me, and telling me how cute I am.

by Lifeisterrible June 4, 2017

Rock Pikmin

A plant animal creature from the Nintendo Game Pikmin 3. If you try to kill one of these they will hunt you down till your very last breath and slowly and painfully murder you and your entire family... But their cute!

Girl #1: "Don't you just love Rock Pikmin!" Girl #2 "Yeah their so cute!"

by SuperStar846 December 26, 2019

I Am A Rock

An upbeat song by Simon and Garfunkel about...being a depressed recluse. "A rock feels no pain, and an island never cries."

(Paul Simon)

A winter's day

In a deep and dark December

(Both)

I am alone

(Simon)

Gazing from my window
To the streets below
On a freshly-fallen, silent shroud of snow

(Both)

I am a rock, I am an island

by Ubeenbamboozledson December 20, 2021