shit street

1) An unfavorable, inevitable situation which one will experience.

2) Brit slang for deep trouble.

Clyde: Man, finals are 2 weeks from now and I've yet to revise. I checked my notebooks and I barely have anything to go on.

Klause: Wow, man you were on shit street since the beginning of the semester.

by vv113 April 8, 2016

Shit Cough

The shit cough occurs in only one situation: When a person is shitting in a public toilet with only one cubical and numerous urinals. This leads to embarrassment at the sounds emitting from the bowels of the shitter and they then cough to muffle the sound of the "plop" or the "squelch". This is especially evident in those suffering of diarrhoea.

"I was in a McDonalds in London coz i needed a shit right? But the urinal was surrounded. I tried waiting on the sounds from the hand-dryers to muffle the sound of my shit but no cunt was using it so i had to blast out a shit cough. I think the other guys at the urinals still knew I had the runs though."

by FuckYouDiarrhoea April 5, 2010

Utility Shit

When you take a dump and its all Water and Gas.

Oh man I just took a mean utility shit.

by RiotStu April 29, 2008

shit crayon

No matter how many times you wipe, the paper keeps coming up brown.

I thought I was done wiping, but, the Shit Crayon strikes again.

by scoyle1994 March 29, 2016

Shit Trapped

When someone is tricked into touching feces.

I knew finding a cellphone was too good to be true. I got shit trapped!

by shittrapper October 1, 2009

Shit a buck

Inspired by a typo in the caption of a newspaper picture about deer hunting (shot vs shit), it has come to mean taking a massive dump.

"Oh, man...I've been backed up, but now I feel like I just shit a buck."

by Muskrat Proposal August 8, 2010

Shit-eration

The generation of people that watch Jersey Shore, Teen Mom, and insit that leggings are a legitimate substitution for pants.

This shit-eration is excelling the world towards idiocracy.

by upgradd February 22, 2011